Current mood:

I put on my wizard hat...

Jesus sez "I'll Be Back"
So, you may or may not know about James Cameron's foray into the the "tomb of Jesus". (I'll get right on sending over that Jesus DNA I have in my attic so you can compare the strands, okay James? Oh, wait. That's Elvis' sweat.)

Cue Christians vs. atheists, Israel vs. Palestine, OogaBoogaing, L. Ron Hubbard, and one strange fellow donning his robe and wizard hat in the comments (supposedly, he gives you a good time if you call).

Oy.

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the_clichemoth
2007-03-01 11:15 am UTC (link)

From what I understand (I haven't followed this too closely, but my local morning talk radio show has been discussing it when they're not gushing about how awesome To Catch A Predator is), there's a relic that's supposed to be the point of the actual spear a Roman soldier stabbed Jesus with during the whole crucifixion process and the aforementioned relic has blood on it. That is the basis of comparison.

And yes, people have talked about cloning Jesus. Personally, I think human cloning should be allowed in that one instance only because that would cause so much hilarious wank that you'd have to wipe the whole universe off with a towel afterwards.

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	rotten_fish 2007-03-01 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Well, that's pretty hard to believe. You'd think it'd decay, after all, not to mention there's like four spears out there right now and each have some church backing it as the real thing. :\ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	suzycat 2007-03-11 08:57 am UTC (link)
	Why don't they just go straight to the foreskins? Surely one of them is genuine! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nightfalltwen 2007-03-02 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Nuh uh! That was buried in Mexico until Keanu Reeves got it back and gave it to Rachel Weiss to hide it. I seen it in a movie. And its not like she'd go back and hide it in the tomb again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_clichemoth 2007-03-02 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	I've seen this movie, but I didn't remember that the spear was found in Mexico. Did the Mormon Jesus drop it there? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nightfalltwen 2007-03-02 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	That's where the little Mexican guy found it. All wrapped in a Nazi flag. Before he jumped over the fence and killed all the cows. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_clichemoth 2007-03-02 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Nazi Jesus dropped it there! We certainly don't need to clone him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nightfalltwen 2007-03-02 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	No we do not. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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