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SoM ([info]somnambulicious) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-02-28 17:15:00


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He's got beef. Expensive beef. KOBE beef!
Meet Jeffrey Chodorow: financier, restauranteur, failed reality TV star, and convicted felon. If you've heard of him, it's probably because of his short but memorable run on the reality TV series "The Restaurant."

Chodorow's latest restaurant, Kobe, recently received a less-than-stellar review from critic Frank Bruni in the New York Times. Actually, it received a stunning zero stars.

Although Kobe Club does right by the fabled flesh for which it’s named, it presents too many insipid or insulting dishes at prices that draw blood from anyone without a trust fund or an expense account.

Le gasp! Chodorow cannot take this lying down! Does he write a letter to the editor? Quietly work to improve the soggy iceberg lettuce? Smack Bruni across the face with a white glove and demand satisfaction? Spit on his prime rib?

No. He takes out a $80,000 ad in the Times for his tl;dr response.

(Full text here because the original is only available in .pdf format.)

Mr. Pete Wells,
Editor Dining In/Dining Out,
The New York Times

Dear Mr. Wells:

Recently I opened a restaurant in New York City called Kobe Club on west 58th street. It is a restaurant I am particularly proud of. It features, not surprisingly, the fi nest Japanese, Australian, and American Wagyu (“Kobe” and “Kobe style” beef) available in this country, as well as traditional and non-traditional American prime beef and other steakhouse fare. I and my staff worked extremely hard on this project and the response has been, frankly (no pun intended), overwhelmingly positive. People love it, well, most people. Three of New York’s and the country’s most important and respected critics loved it — Gael Greene of New York Magazine 1, Bob Lape of Crain’s 2 and John Mariani, restaurant critic for, among others, Esquire Magazine 3. These critics have over 80 years of combined restaurant critique experience and I invite you and anyone reading this letter to read their comments in full. Unfortunately, based on his comments in his recent review of Kobe Club (February 7, 2007) in your newspaper, your “critic,” Frank Bruni, did not. I was surprised but not shocked. As anyone who read the review can see, the review was as much or more about me than it was the restaurant (as opposed to the three reviews referenced above which were solely about the restaurant). Ever since my ill-fated collaboration with Rocco DiSpirito on the TV show, The Restaurant, critics for the New York Times (and certain other publications) have been very hard on me. This was no exception. Admittedly, there was that one errant clam (out of a 3-tier seafood tower). Unfortunately, bad clams happen... occasionally, but how does a review in which the main player, Kobe beef, is acknowledged by Mr. Bruni to be perfectly prepared, warrant zero stars?

I don’t know what I actually did to engender these personal attacks on me. I opened Rocco’s with the best of intentions. After all, what’s a better story than a talented avant-garde chef going back to his roots to cook the food he grew up on with the mother he loves. I also love my mother so it was easy for me to be seduced by the idea. I don’t think anybody could have predicted that outcome.

After Rocco’s, I opened Caviar & Banana in the Rocco’s space — bad name, great restaurant. Almost everyone who ate there loved it, but the critics killed it before it could develop enough critical mass. Some called it the Rocco’s curse. In fact, I was going to walk away from that space and its karma, but decided not to for one simple reason — there were a lot of great people who worked at Rocco’s and I was determined to keep them employed. I failed, with the Times’ help. Fortunately I can afford to take the hit; most restaurateurs couldn’t. As unusual as it was to have had the ghost of Rocco’s haunting every review of Caviar & Banana, I am even more at a loss as to the signifi cance it has to Kobe Club.

This time, fortunately, the vitriolic comments come too late... Kobe Club is booming. Even a rival publication commented that same Wednesday, in an article lamenting the bastardization of the traditional steakhouse genre by these non-steakhouse steakhouses, that two of these offenders, Quality Meats and Kobe Club, across the street from one another on west 58th street, were mobbed, the former, in part, because people were unable to get into the latter. I open restaurants for people, not critics. Kobe Club, with its 2000 samurai swords dangling blade-down, and its over-the-top luxe menu is not for everyone, but do we really need another traditional steakhouse in New York City?

Why then, one might ask, did I need to take out this full-page ad? For two reasons. First, and foremost, you need to understand that, as often happens, the intended target (in this case, me) does not get injured — innocent bystanders do. I have been too successful and battle-hardened to be affected by this, but my restaurant staff, who are some of the nicest, most hard-working people I have ever worked with are affected, and they deserve an apology. They have created a great restaurant, and you should have critics on your staff that celebrate and support the efforts of people who work in New York in one of the most diffi cult and demanding industries there is. Criticize, but do it fairly, honestly and objectively and through people with credentials, like the three bona fi de critics listed above.

This brings me to my second reason for writing this letter. A couple of years ago, my wife and I attended a restaurant preview dinner at which we were randomly seated with a former food critic for the NY Times and his wife, he having recently left his position at the Times. They were extremely pleasant and my wife, out of curiosity, asked his wife where they like to have dinner, now that her husband is no longer the NY Times food critic. His wife replied that they live in Queens and eat mostly at home. She told my wife that before her husband became the food critic for the Times, they almost never went out to dinner. He was a great writer, I’m sure, as is Mr. Bruni. But, they are not really food critics, at least any more than any of us who eat out regularly. Mr. Bruni comes to us from Rome where he was not the local “expert” on Italian cuisine; he wrote about politics. In fact, there hasn’t been a real food critic with food background (except perhaps Amanda Hesser) at the New York Times since Ruth Reichl (now editor-in-chief at Gourmet magazine). Perhaps that’s also why your reviews are so all over the lot, with great restaurants getting bad reviews, fair restaurants getting great ones, one star reviews that read like two star and three star reviews that read like one star.

Your readers would not expect your drama critic to have no background in drama or your architecture critic to not be an architect. For a publication that prides itself on integrity, I feel your readers should be better informed as to this VERY IMPORTANT fact, so that they can give your reviews the weight, or lack thereof, they deserve. In the interest of fairness, I am also introducing my personal blog, which will be a compilation of my food-related experiences and musings and a special section entitled Following Frank and After Adam, in which I will make a follow-up visit to restaurants they write about for the purpose of reviewing their reviews. My blog will appear at www.chinagrillmgt.com/blog. My friends in the restaurant business have warned me that there will be further retaliation against me for speaking up. So be it.

Cordially,

Jeffrey Chodorow


That's right, folks, a classic one-two punch! Chodorow's started a blog of his very own! Take that, New York Times!

Bruni, meanwhile, has been strangely silent about the whole sordid affair on his own blog, leaving folks wondering whether - and how - Bruni would respond.

The answer to that is more fabulously underhanded than anyone could have anticipated. In today's edition, Bruni gives another steakhouse a one-star review. All fine and dandy, except this one's in a strip club.

Or, as Anthony Bourdain puts it: "Even a freakin' strip club--where you get lap dances offered between courses is better than your soulless, overpriced meat-emporium. I'd rather spend time in a hot tub with Bob Guiccione than you!"

Folks continue to weigh in on the feud. It's sure to continue, but if displaying your persecution complex in an $80,000 ad isn't wanky, I don't know what is.

ETA: Eater notes that Bruni isn't the only target of Chodorow's letter. The response from Quality Meats is a thing of beauty.



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[info]braisinhussy
2007-03-01 01:10 am UTC (link)
THANK YOU. I started writing this last Friday, then got distracted and never finished. It's wankily delicious, isn't it?

This article says it could have cost as much as $115,000 for the ad.

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(no subject) - [info]joye, 2007-03-01 04:28 am UTC

[info]joye
2007-03-01 01:12 am UTC (link)
I've got to thank him for counting the people who liked it for us.

But rating a place zero stars is atrociously wanky, unless your meal comes out with cockroaches crawling on it.

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(no subject) - [info]zyna_kat, 2007-03-01 01:54 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2007-03-01 07:00 pm UTC

[info]hangingfire
2007-03-01 01:16 am UTC (link)
Oh, thank you so much for posting this.

Chodorow's a nut, but I can't stand Bruni, and the Robert's review really bothered me for a number of reasons. The most I'm hoping for is that everyone manages to make a complete ass of himself before it's all over.

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(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2007-03-01 07:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hobbitsexual, 2007-03-01 10:00 am UTC

[info]freezer
2007-03-01 01:28 am UTC (link)
Hey! Some of the best steak dinners I've ever had have been in a strip club! (Reasonably priced, too!)

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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2007-03-01 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2007-03-01 07:03 am UTC

[info]meril
2007-03-01 01:30 am UTC (link)
MetaFilter has fun with it, too (from 2/23)

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[info]harrylovesron
2007-03-01 01:31 am UTC (link)
Your readers would not expect your drama critic to have no background in drama or your architecture critic to not be an architect.

Ebert's Law is sitting in the corner lol'ing at this statement.

I wonder why Chodorow's getting his panties in a tl;dr-y bunch over ONE bad review if, as he claims, response has been "overwhelmingly positive"?

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-03-01 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-03-02 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-03-02 02:39 pm UTC

[info]demonbean
2007-03-01 01:39 am UTC (link)
Although Kobe Club does right by the fabled flesh for which it’s named, it presents too many insipid or insulting dishes at prices that draw blood from anyone without a trust fund or an expense account.

Is that actually all about Chodorow, or is he just a nut? ... $5 says a nut.

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[info]brown_betty
2007-03-01 01:39 am UTC (link)
I will admit, $32(US) for a chicken entree is bit crazy. But it had better be a reheated microwave dinner to get 0 stars.

/thoughts on yaoi

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[info]seraphtrevs
2007-03-01 01:41 am UTC (link)
Oh my God - this is beautiful. Real life wank is somehow tastier to me than pure internet wank. XD

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[info]doomsday
2007-03-01 01:56 am UTC (link)
Is this guy trying to kill people? He feeds them pounds of fatty beef, covered in bearnaise, dangles thousands of knives over their heads, and then charges them hundreds of dollars for the experience? Instant heart attack. He should keep his advertising money for the lawsuits.

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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2007-03-01 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2007-03-01 12:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onyxnoir, 2007-03-01 12:39 pm UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2007-03-01 02:01 am UTC (link)
I also love my mother so it was easy for me to be seduced by the idea.

Every time, it gets funnier.

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(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-03-01 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2007-03-01 04:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2007-03-02 07:02 pm UTC
REMIX TIME
[info]entelodont
2007-03-01 02:03 am UTC (link)
"Recently I opened a restaurant in New York City called Kobe Club on west 58th street. Admittedly, there was that one errant clam (out of a 3-tier seafood tower). For a publication that prides itself on integrity, I feel your readers should be better informed as to this VERY IMPORTANT fact, so that they can give your reviews the weight, or lack thereof, they deserve. Kobe Club, with its 2000 samurai swords dangling blade-down, and its over-the-top luxe menu is not for everyone, but do we really need another traditional steakhouse in New York City? First, and foremost, you need to understand that, as often happens, the intended target (in this case, me) does not get injured — innocent bystanders do. I have been too successful and battle-hardened to be affected by this, but my restaurant staff, who are some of the nicest, most hard-working people I have ever worked with are affected, and they deserve an apology. My friends in the restaurant business have warned me that there will be further retaliation against me for speaking up. But, they are not really food critics, at least any more than any of us who eat out regularly. I also love my mother so it was easy for me to be seduced by the idea. Ever since my ill-fated collaboration with Rocco DiSpirito on the TV show, The Restaurant, critics for the New York Times (and certain other publications) have been very hard on me. I don’t know what I actually did to engender these personal attacks on me. His wife replied that they live in Queens and eat mostly at home."

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[info]jrs1980
2007-03-01 02:04 am UTC (link)
Okay, so he seems to not be very fond of the Times, so he...blows his advertising budget by taking out an ad in their paper. Take that, Times!

Reverse psychology?

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(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2007-03-01 02:33 am UTC

[info]kalika_maxwell
2007-03-01 02:42 am UTC (link)
So if you attack him, he gives you $80, 000? Quick, f_w, we can still get in on this!

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(no subject) - [info]april_hurst, 2007-03-01 10:27 am UTC

[info]ichigatsu
2007-03-01 02:42 am UTC (link)
Caviar and BANANA?!?

Call me unadventurous in my food choices, but that doesn't sound like a good combination.

And that letter sounds like every disgruntled fanfiction writer who's been wanked...except disgruntled fanfic writers have the advantage of not paying tens of thousands for their rants.

(Damn this wank for reminding me of the gloriousness of Kobe beef and toro)

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Let's improve that letter a bit...
[info]mindset
2007-03-01 02:48 am UTC (link)
Via the Borkifier:

Mr. Pete-a Vells,
Ideetur Deening In/Deening Oooot,
Zee Noo Yurk Teemes

Deer Mr. Vells: Recently I oopened a restoorunt in Noo Yurk Ceety celled Kube-a Cloob oon vest 58t street. It is a restoorunt I em perteecoolerly pruood ooff. Bork Bork Bork! It feetoores, nut soorpreesingly, zee feenest Jepunese-a, Oostreleeun, und Emereecun Vegyoo (“Kube-a” und “Kube-a style-a” beeff) efeeeleble-a in thees cuoontry, es vell es tredeeshunel und nun-tredeeshunel Emereecun preeme-a beeff und oozeer steekhuoose-a fere-a. I und my steffff vurked ixtremely herd oon thees pruject und zee respunse-a hes beee, frunkly (nu poon intended), oofervhelmeengly puseetife-a. Peuple-a lufe-a it, vell, must peuple-a. Three-a ooff Noo Yurk’s und zee cuoontry’s must impurtunt und respected creetics lufed it — Geel Greene-a ooff Noo Yurk Megezeene-a 1, Bub Lepe-a ooff Creeen’s 2 und Juhn Mereeuni, restoorunt creetic fur, emung oozeers, Isqooure-a Megezeene-a 3. Zeese-a creetics hefe-a oofer 80 yeers ooff cumbeened restoorunt creetiqooe-a ixpereeence-a und I infeete-a yuoo und unyune-a reedeeng thees letter tu reed zeeur cumments in fooll. Unffurtoonetely, besed oon hees cumments in hees recent refeeoo ooff Kube-a Cloob (Febrooery 7, 2007) in yuoor noospeper, yuoor “creetic,” Frunk Broonee, deed nut. I ves soorpreesed boot nut shucked. Es unyune-a vhu reed zee refeeoo cun see-a, zee refeeoo ves es mooch oor mure-a ebuoot me-a thun it ves zee restoorunt (es ooppused tu zee three-a refeeoos refferenced ebufe-a vheech vere-a sulely ebuoot zee restoorunt). Ifer seence-a my ill-feted cullebureshun veet Ruccu DeeSpuritu oon zee TF shoo, Zee Restoorunt, creetics fur zee Noo Yurk Teemes (und certeeen oozeer poobleeceshuns) hefe-a beee fery herd oon me-a. Thees ves nu ixcepshun. Edmeettedly, zeere-a ves thet oone-a irrunt clem (oooot ooff a 3-teeer seeffuud tooer). Unffurtoonetely, bed clems heppee... oocceseeunelly, boot hoo dues a refeeoo in vheech zee meeen pleyer, Kube-a beeff, is ecknooledged by Mr. Broonee tu be-a perffectly prepered, verrunt zeru sters? Bork Bork Bork!

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Re: Let's improve that letter a bit... - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-01 02:58 am UTC
Re: Let's improve that letter a bit... - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-03-01 05:13 am UTC
Re: Let's improve that letter a bit... - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-03-01 06:09 am UTC
Re: Let's improve that letter a bit... - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-03-01 10:06 am UTC
Re: Let's improve that letter a bit... - [info]southerngaelic, 2007-03-01 05:49 pm UTC

[info]threegoldfish
2007-03-01 02:58 am UTC (link)
I just love that Bourdain is blogging.

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(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2007-03-01 03:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]perletwo, 2007-03-01 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-03-01 04:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misachan, 2007-03-02 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-03-02 02:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chofi, 2007-03-03 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-03-04 02:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2007-03-01 08:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]munchkinott, 2007-03-01 08:15 pm UTC
Hilarious, but...
[info]pepperlandgirl4
2007-03-01 03:20 am UTC (link)
Can somebody give me some background info on this guy? What was "The Restaurant" and why did it fail and how can he afford to open 3 restaurants in New York and lose 2 of them? WTH is he?

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Re: Hilarious, but... - [info]doomsday, 2007-03-01 03:44 am UTC
Re: Hilarious, but... - [info]pepperlandgirl4, 2007-03-01 03:45 am UTC
Re: Hilarious, but... - [info]doomsday, 2007-03-01 03:47 am UTC

[info]amymccabe
2007-03-01 04:42 am UTC (link)
Dear Jeffrey Chodorow,

Next time you get bad reviews in a newspaper, I'd like you to think twice about spending $80,000 on a news ad to rebut. Nothing says, "Your review sucks" more than using that $80,000 to help my fiance and I purchase a house. Because...um...nothing says "Your review sucks" more than giving someone else a new kitchen.

Um...yeah, give me a day and I'll twist logic into this one. Until then there are better ways to spend that money. If he can't come up with any, I'll take it.

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[info]issendai
2007-03-01 04:43 am UTC (link)
One might ask if it's ever a good idea anyway to spend 40,000 bucks reminding the public that the New York Times think you suck.

Anthony Bourdain FTW.

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[info]damien
2007-03-01 05:30 am UTC (link)
I kept thinking 'Kobe Bryant' when I saw 'Kobe beef' mentioned. You have no idea how long it took for it to click that it's actually a dish in its own right as opposed to named after him like Caesar's salad or something like that.

Food wank is a lot more entertaining when you think it involves basketball players.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-03-01 06:11 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2007-03-04 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2007-03-01 08:41 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]an_igor, 2007-03-01 09:26 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]an_igor, 2007-03-01 08:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kahteh, 2007-03-01 10:09 am UTC

[info]onaga
2007-03-01 06:28 am UTC (link)
Lap dances > pointy samurai swords over your head Y/N?

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(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2007-03-01 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentreeisle, 2007-03-01 03:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2007-03-01 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-03-01 08:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2007-03-01 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2007-03-04 01:08 am UTC

iwanttobeasleep
2007-03-01 06:29 am UTC (link)
“samurai’s flight” of four-ounce tasting portions of Australian, American and Japanese wagyu, plus six ounces of American prime beef, for $190.

For $295, there’s an “emperor’s flight” of four ounces each of Kobe fillet and strip loin and 10 ounces of Kobe rib-eye.


He's joking, right? No one would charge that much for dinner unless it's one of those crazy fundraisers.

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(no subject) - [info]ichigatsu, 2007-03-01 06:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2007-03-01 08:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ichigatsu, 2007-03-02 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2007-03-04 01:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ichigatsu, 2007-03-04 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avari, 2007-03-01 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2007-03-03 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerry_ds_girl, 2007-03-02 01:04 am UTC

[info]tangentialone
2007-03-01 06:35 am UTC (link)
I open restaurants for people, not critics.

It's not for you!

No, it was one of those leather strings, which had wrapped like a tentacle around me. Scary indeed.

Who wants to make the obligatory hentai joke?

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(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2007-03-01 08:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-03-01 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cinnamonical, 2007-03-01 08:35 pm UTC

[info]sorchar
2007-03-01 07:06 am UTC (link)
Ahhhhh, my online lives are crossing over!!!

It was bound to happen I suppose.

Bourdain and Ruhlman together are better than Laurel and Hardy. I highly recommend the Las Vegas ep of "No Reservations".

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