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Brucha (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mindset) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
Let's improve that letter a bit...
Via the Borkifier:
Mr. Pete-a Vells,
Ideetur Deening In/Deening Oooot,
Zee Noo Yurk Teemes
Deer Mr. Vells: Recently I oopened a restoorunt in Noo Yurk Ceety celled Kube-a Cloob oon vest 58t street. It is a restoorunt I em perteecoolerly pruood ooff. Bork Bork Bork! It feetoores, nut soorpreesingly, zee feenest Jepunese-a, Oostreleeun, und Emereecun Vegyoo (“Kube-a” und “Kube-a style-a” beeff) efeeeleble-a in thees cuoontry, es vell es tredeeshunel und nun-tredeeshunel Emereecun preeme-a beeff und oozeer steekhuoose-a fere-a. I und my steffff vurked ixtremely herd oon thees pruject und zee respunse-a hes beee, frunkly (nu poon intended), oofervhelmeengly puseetife-a. Peuple-a lufe-a it, vell, must peuple-a. Three-a ooff Noo Yurk’s und zee cuoontry’s must impurtunt und respected creetics lufed it — Geel Greene-a ooff Noo Yurk Megezeene-a 1, Bub Lepe-a ooff Creeen’s 2 und Juhn Mereeuni, restoorunt creetic fur, emung oozeers, Isqooure-a Megezeene-a 3. Zeese-a creetics hefe-a oofer 80 yeers ooff cumbeened restoorunt creetiqooe-a ixpereeence-a und I infeete-a yuoo und unyune-a reedeeng thees letter tu reed zeeur cumments in fooll. Unffurtoonetely, besed oon hees cumments in hees recent refeeoo ooff Kube-a Cloob (Febrooery 7, 2007) in yuoor noospeper, yuoor “creetic,” Frunk Broonee, deed nut. I ves soorpreesed boot nut shucked. Es unyune-a vhu reed zee refeeoo cun see-a, zee refeeoo ves es mooch oor mure-a ebuoot me-a thun it ves zee restoorunt (es ooppused tu zee three-a refeeoos refferenced ebufe-a vheech vere-a sulely ebuoot zee restoorunt). Ifer seence-a my ill-feted cullebureshun veet Ruccu DeeSpuritu oon zee TF shoo, Zee Restoorunt, creetics fur zee Noo Yurk Teemes (und certeeen oozeer poobleeceshuns) hefe-a beee fery herd oon me-a. Thees ves nu ixcepshun. Edmeettedly, zeere-a ves thet oone-a irrunt clem (oooot ooff a 3-teeer seeffuud tooer). Unffurtoonetely, bed clems heppee... oocceseeunelly, boot hoo dues a refeeoo in vheech zee meeen pleyer, Kube-a beeff, is ecknooledged by Mr. Broonee tu be-a perffectly prepered, verrunt zeru sters? Bork Bork Bork!
Via the Borkifier:
Mr. Pete-a Vells,
Ideetur Deening In/Deening Oooot,
Zee Noo Yurk Teemes
Deer Mr. Vells: Recently I oopened a restoorunt in Noo Yurk Ceety celled Kube-a Cloob oon vest 58t street. It is a restoorunt I em perteecoolerly pruood ooff. Bork Bork Bork! It feetoores, nut soorpreesingly, zee feenest Jepunese-a, Oostreleeun, und Emereecun Vegyoo (“Kube-a” und “Kube-a style-a” beeff) efeeeleble-a in thees cuoontry, es vell es tredeeshunel und nun-tredeeshunel Emereecun preeme-a beeff und oozeer steekhuoose-a fere-a. I und my steffff vurked ixtremely herd oon thees pruject und zee respunse-a hes beee, frunkly (nu poon intended), oofervhelmeengly puseetife-a. Peuple-a lufe-a it, vell, must peuple-a. Three-a ooff Noo Yurk’s und zee cuoontry’s must impurtunt und respected creetics lufed it — Geel Greene-a ooff Noo Yurk Megezeene-a 1, Bub Lepe-a ooff Creeen’s 2 und Juhn Mereeuni, restoorunt creetic fur, emung oozeers, Isqooure-a Megezeene-a 3. Zeese-a creetics hefe-a oofer 80 yeers ooff cumbeened restoorunt creetiqooe-a ixpereeence-a und I infeete-a yuoo und unyune-a reedeeng thees letter tu reed zeeur cumments in fooll. Unffurtoonetely, besed oon hees cumments in hees recent refeeoo ooff Kube-a Cloob (Febrooery 7, 2007) in yuoor noospeper, yuoor “creetic,” Frunk Broonee, deed nut. I ves soorpreesed boot nut shucked. Es unyune-a vhu reed zee refeeoo cun see-a, zee refeeoo ves es mooch oor mure-a ebuoot me-a thun it ves zee restoorunt (es ooppused tu zee three-a refeeoos refferenced ebufe-a vheech vere-a sulely ebuoot zee restoorunt). Ifer seence-a my ill-feted cullebureshun veet Ruccu DeeSpuritu oon zee TF shoo, Zee Restoorunt, creetics fur zee Noo Yurk Teemes (und certeeen oozeer poobleeceshuns) hefe-a beee fery herd oon me-a. Thees ves nu ixcepshun. Edmeettedly, zeere-a ves thet oone-a irrunt clem (oooot ooff a 3-teeer seeffuud tooer). Unffurtoonetely, bed clems heppee... oocceseeunelly, boot hoo dues a refeeoo in vheech zee meeen pleyer, Kube-a beeff, is ecknooledged by Mr. Broonee tu be-a perffectly prepered, verrunt zeru sters? Bork Bork Bork!
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