I love this town, I really do. I've lived here for years and I like my little island of blue in a big red state. But oh my god the locals here can fap fap fap.

Amen to that. I love living here, especially since I grew up in that toxic waste dump on the Gulf Coast known as Houston. Austin is miles better that that. But yes, the locals can get rather wanky at times.

And I don't think I can repeat the comments my former co-workers and I were making during SXSW when I worked on 6th. It was brutal. Heh.