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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-02 16:22:00


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As featured on clairvoyantwank!
Found on the Something*Positive feed, but as it quickly boiled down to the evils of adoption, posting it here instead of in [info]fandom_wank.

Adoption only counts if you're adopting a black child with developmental problems!

Wahwahwah, adoption, whatever, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE DISADVANTAGED STRAIGHT WHITE MALES? Seriously, guys! There's no scholarships for US! D:

Yeah, well, I don't care, I'm throwing shit just to throw shit. THE INTERNET DOESN'T MATTER TO ME!

Stats are cited, people shake their heads at the batshit, but alas—[info]tomecatti and [info]henwy insist on making asses of themselves. Kids these days.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go adopt a cute Asian baby disadvantaged black teenager so I can make myself look really good on my applications for financial aid the world a happier place.


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[info]utahraptor
2007-03-03 12:51 am UTC (link)
No, you fucktard. I'm whining because there are hundreds for hispanics, blacks, gays, women, but none for straight white males. Now you're just being a fucking asshole.

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-03-03 02:45 am UTC (link)
After all, there are no academic, or extra curricular based scholarships. $50 says he doesn't really even need a scholarship, he's just pissed that he's not special enough to get one.

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[info]thexphial
2007-03-03 02:50 am UTC (link)
I am so going to create a tiny scholarship just for white straight men from middle-class backgrounds. They can have the money if they write an essay about how much easier they have life in general than women or minorities.

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[info]esclaramonde
2007-03-03 05:30 am UTC (link)
There's a scholarship at my school for "white males in urban development fields" or something. Wankers.

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[info]luthe
2007-03-03 09:45 am UTC (link)
Ok, the white male caveat sucks. But urban development represent!

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[info]plazmah
2007-03-03 03:31 am UTC (link)
... Is that... a facepalm?? *too drunk to tell for sure*

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[info]wankaholic
2007-03-03 03:34 am UTC (link)
I do believe it's a facepalm.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-03-03 05:11 am UTC (link)
I SEE IT NOW.

I was seeing an angel t-rex eating a greyhound.

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[info]gloria_mundi
2007-03-03 07:43 am UTC (link)
I thought it was Winne The Pooh with his muzzle in a jar of honey.

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[info]catremistrae
2007-03-03 08:38 am UTC (link)
Now I'm trying to see if I can find the angel t-rex.

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2007-03-03 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Same here. I KNOW if I look at it long enough, I will. And then never be able to unsee it, but that's OK because D00D. ANGEL T-REX.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-03-04 10:16 pm UTC (link)
That's funny, all I see is a sailboat..

*Yup, is Kevin Smith's bitch when it comes to movie references*

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[info]selene_avis
2007-03-04 05:48 am UTC (link)
Greyhound the bus or greyhound the dog?

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[info]visp
2007-03-03 05:46 am UTC (link)
Tell that to my straight, white little brother who has a 40 grand a year scholarship to Tufts.

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[info]larakailyn
2007-03-04 02:30 am UTC (link)
Seeing that made me think of the club (Tuesday Club?) in the town where I went to school that gave out awards at the Senior Awards Night every year.

A white boy from the graduating class was given a scholarship.

The top girl(s) in the class (me and another one my year) were given silver serving platters.

...

Yeah.

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[info]marciamarcia
2007-03-04 06:09 am UTC (link)
Really? My husband must have been lying about that free ride he supposedly got then. I wonder how he really paid for college. Maybe he was a hooker. That'd be hot.

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