As featured on clairvoyantwank!
Found on the Something*Positive feed, but as it quickly boiled down to the evils of adoption, posting it here instead of in fandom_wank.

Adoption only counts if you're adopting a black child with developmental problems!

Wahwahwah, adoption, whatever, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE DISADVANTAGED STRAIGHT WHITE MALES? Seriously, guys! There's no scholarships for US! D:

Yeah, well, I don't care, I'm throwing shit just to throw shit. THE INTERNET DOESN'T MATTER TO ME!

Stats are cited, people shake their heads at the batshit, but alas—tomecatti and henwy insist on making asses of themselves. Kids these days.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go adopt a cute Asian baby disadvantaged black teenager so I can make myself look really good on my applications for financial aid the world a happier place.