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Found on the Something*Positive feed, but as it quickly boiled down to the evils of adoption, posting it here instead of in

fandom_wank.

Adoption only counts if you're adopting a black child with developmental problems!

Wahwahwah, adoption, whatever, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE DISADVANTAGED STRAIGHT WHITE MALES? Seriously, guys! There's no scholarships for US! D:

Yeah, well, I don't care, I'm throwing shit just to throw shit. THE INTERNET DOESN'T MATTER TO ME!

Stats are cited, people shake their heads at the batshit, but alas—

tomecatti and

henwy insist on making asses of themselves. Kids these days.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go adopt a ~~cute Asian baby~~ disadvantaged black teenager so I can make ~~myself look really good on my applications for financial aid~~ the world a happier place.

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lush_rimbaud
2007-03-03 05:53 pm UTC (link)

I'm just boggling at this bit, where he whines about being so poor that he and the rest of his four-person family had to live in a two-bedroom house with one bathroom. O WOE IS HIM. I grew up in an apartment in New York City that was exactly the same size as his house, and I always felt that our situation was quite luxurious compared to the way most people lived. I mean, really. Four people having to share one bathroom? Oh the humanity!

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	sesana 2007-03-04 07:02 am UTC (link)
	One of my cousins was married with four sons, two bedrooms, and one bathroom. Perspective is good. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mochibuni 2007-03-04 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'm thinking my aunt and uncle with ten kids in a mobile home and one bath. Granted, it's a heavily modified mobile home now, and perhaps the boys did their business out in the apple orchard. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachel_pi 2007-03-05 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	two bedrooms and one bathroom. total of seven rooms. That actually sounds like a pretty decent sized house. But we don't understand his white male pain, apparently. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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