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Eilan ([info]eilan) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-08 12:34:00


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[info]customers_suck wank. Yeah, what else is new?

Short story: Customer comes in, demands full refund because the game he bought was mislabeled, the orignal poster refuses because it has been opened.

Long story here.

We have legal-wank, we have politeness-wank and fat-wank. OP has since deleted his/her journal.


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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-08 02:53 pm UTC (link)
{*snicker*}

Actually, I have a friend who's a thin, attractive Trekkie -- should I submit a photo to a science journal or sell her on eBay?

;)

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-03-08 04:17 pm UTC (link)
If you sell her on Ebay, you're guaranteed at least a few buyers. Of course, those buyers might be lonely cat-piss men that have no concept of social rules, but that's the risk you get with Ebay. Everybody knows that Craigslist is classier.

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[info]derumi
2007-03-08 05:38 pm UTC (link)
I think the majority of the bidders would be the stereotypical Trekkies. ;)

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-03-08 05:55 pm UTC (link)
I will not ask how you can tell the difference. I will not ask how you can tell the difference. I will not ask how So what's the difference?

Shit.

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[info]derumi
2007-03-09 05:59 am UTC (link)
Thhose would be the ones withhh the keyboards thhat stick for some reason.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-03-09 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Ewww...and that is why I shouldn't have asked.

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-09 04:17 pm UTC (link)
I will believe that this is because they've spilled soda on them. Soda. Yes.

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-09 04:16 pm UTC (link)
True, true!
She's very tall with an athletic build, though, so she comes across as pretty intimidating(despite being very sweet) -- this will either scare them off or tempt them greatly. Craigslist might indeed be the way to go.

'Why do I keep meeting all these passive guys with fantasies about dominant women?' she asks me often.

'Well dear, let's think about that one, shall we? And be grateful no one's asked you to dress like Xena yet.'

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[info]pfeffermuse
2007-03-10 04:08 am UTC (link)
Damn! I was thinking if she looked like the Blessed Virgin Mary, you could have retired to the Cayman Islands.

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-10 06:16 pm UTC (link)
Well, I could stick her in a robe and a veil. . . .

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-09 01:07 am UTC (link)
*raises hand* Cute trekkie here. Not fat (just right, actually).

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-09 04:18 pm UTC (link)
And you have an icon of my childhood idol!

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-09 11:32 pm UTC (link)
We're obviously meant to be.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2007-03-09 02:43 am UTC (link)
And a female Trekkie at that!

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