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Eilan ([info]eilan) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-08 12:34:00
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[info]customers_suck wank. Yeah, what else is new?

Short story: Customer comes in, demands full refund because the game he bought was mislabeled, the orignal poster refuses because it has been opened.

Long story here.

We have legal-wank, we have politeness-wank and fat-wank. OP has since deleted his/her journal.

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[info]grand_sealink
2007-03-08 09:05 pm UTC (link)
I'll see your harpy and raise you a Chronic Public Masturbator.

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-08 09:09 pm UTC (link)
I'll see your masturbator and raise you He Who Leaves Dead Animals in the Store and Parking Lot.

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[info]an_igor
2007-03-08 09:27 pm UTC (link)
I'll see your He Who Leaves Dead Animals and raise you He Who Discreetly Takes a Shit in Paintbrush Aisle.

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-08 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, I think dead animals wins that round. Nothing traumatizes like your nose leading you to find a rabbit with a bullet in it stuffed behind the bags of candy (thankfully, the bastard finally got arrested).

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[info]an_igor
2007-03-08 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Did he ever... uh, say why?

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-08 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Hell if I know. I think he was just nuts. But I found the rabbit in the candy (bullet) and two ducks in the parking lot (buckshot), a cartpusher found a fox in a cart (leg trap and bullet) in the parking lot, one of the salesladies found three squirrels (crushed heads) in a dressing room, and two other cashiers found another rabbit (broken neck) under a register and a raccoon (also broken neck) in a returns cart, respectively.

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[info]singe
2007-03-09 01:59 am UTC (link)
Y hallo thar Serial Killer in Training.

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-03-09 05:52 am UTC (link)
Wow, that beats all.

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[info]perletwo
2007-03-10 02:10 am UTC (link)
The Southerner in me is compelled to respond to this tale with, "Dayum, that's a waste of some good eatin' raht thar."

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-03-08 11:22 pm UTC (link)
How about customers who leave live animals on the premises that become dead before being discovered? Just thinking of that old otf_wank, also from c_s come to think of it, of the guy who drowned the kittens in a public toilet.

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-08 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Okay, he wins. Or loses. Or something bad.

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