What I learned from this wank:
- having a hickey makes you a tramp
peeing on things giving your partner a hickey constitutes territorial marking
- twenty-five is old
- people working food service have enough money to spend on Chanel make-up
- there are a disturbing number of people who believe that "iawtc" constitutes a meaningful contribution to a discussion
Thank you,
customers_suck, for enlightening me on these truly important matters.