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Like a book club, except with more sex! ([info]notjo) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-14 07:27:00


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Current mood:Catty

I Gave Her My Ring (and then she asked for another carrot)
Oh, man.

Wedding Photos for Horsey!Wife

My SO said that I spend so much time working outside with the horses I should marry her.. so I did... matching rings, a little ceremony and all. I couldnt resist.

Comments range from: How can I, too, get an appropriate ring for my lover to Please stop being an asshat

People quote the Terms and Conditions of the site (stop being a hata!), argue that it's not hurting anyone (with special argument over affect -vs- effect, express how offended they are, and argue about OMG censorship.

There's more, but my head hurts.

I'm gonna go make a salad now. With carrots. Lots of carrots.

ETA: She totally meant it!
I think all things considered such a commitment is a human ceremony and I would wager she was indiffrent but she stood there and rested her head on my knee. I would like to think she knew it was something special or atleast did it for me. I laugh when I look at the state of the world... we probibly take our marrage more serously than most people do looking at statistics anyway.

But I think what is important to her is when I share my coffee with her in the mornings, when I hug her after I get home every day without fail, the times she has slept with her head on my chest, when I canceled all my appointments and sat up all day with her because she had a sore hoof. The first time she broke into the house when I was sick and she stood by the bed, when she seeks me out when I am upset because she just knows and gives me a shoulder to cry on, me knowing just where that one itchy spot is she cant reach. In the end these are things that have meaning. If things like this dont make a relationship I dont know what does.

Its a long story but in many ways she saved my life just as I did hers in the begining I wouldnt know what to do without her




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Stupid typos
[info]littlest_lurker
2007-03-13 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Sweet Christ on a cracker! DDD:

Also why I'm a just finding out that horse!wife is in fact, one of those little ponies? That makes the whole affair even more "D:" face-inducing.

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Re: Stupid typos - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-03-13 10:49 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]notjo, 2007-03-13 10:50 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-03-13 11:21 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]singe, 2007-03-13 11:36 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-03-14 05:57 am UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]singe, 2007-03-15 01:27 am UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]photosinensis, 2007-03-14 01:22 am UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-03-14 05:59 am UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]threegoldfish, 2007-03-13 11:55 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]lcsbanana, 2007-03-14 04:29 am UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]notjo, 2007-03-14 08:42 am UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]jat_sapphire, 2007-03-14 02:09 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]notjo, 2007-03-14 02:14 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]vergilsparda, 2007-03-14 03:30 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2007-03-14 06:25 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]brown_betty, 2007-03-14 06:28 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]taktuk, 2007-03-14 08:42 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]brown_betty, 2007-03-14 08:45 pm UTC
Re: Stupid typos - [info]rekall, 2007-03-15 04:05 am UTC

[info]polygamouse
2007-03-13 10:42 pm UTC (link)
working outside with the horses

Is that what the horsefuckers kids are calling these days?

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[info]wankaholic
2007-03-13 10:45 pm UTC (link)
There are no words.

. . . wait, yes there are.

OMGWHATTHEFUCK?! DO NOT WANT!

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ravenousbunny
2007-03-13 10:51 pm UTC (link)
I don't know what gets me more....

The fact he married the horse, or he has so many supporters. The fact there are MORE people like him scares me shitless.

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(no subject) - [info]the_crawford, 2007-03-13 10:53 pm UTC
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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-03-13 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Is this ever going to stop being a fount of wank?

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[info]ianthefira
2007-03-13 10:57 pm UTC (link)
WHYYYYYYY.

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[info]tehrin
2007-03-13 10:59 pm UTC (link)
OMG, I HAVE ESP! I go to look up "His wife, a horse!" on the wiki for nostalgic LOLs and I look back and its here!

My wankdar is strong.

Carrot plz?

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[info]tangentialone
2007-03-13 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh, god, not again. D:

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(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-03-13 11:07 pm UTC

[info]wtf
2007-03-13 11:06 pm UTC (link)
asdfjkl; IT'S BACK OH MY GOD

And the fact that she's a little pony just makes it worse. D:

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[info]tehrin
2007-03-13 11:07 pm UTC (link)
OMG SO MUCH FAIL! THE TOS PROTECTS SEXUAL PREFENCE AMOUNG HUMANS, NOT CROSS SPECIES! FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!

My unicorn icon disapproves this union highly.

Anyone else feeling like donating to some animal rights organizations now?

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(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-03-14 12:04 am UTC
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[info]llama_treats
2007-03-13 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Did the pony at least sign a prenup?

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[info]keleri
2007-03-13 11:08 pm UTC (link)
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:


There's only one word for this sort of thing, and that word is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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[info]miraba
2007-03-13 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Miraba: Oh look, it's someone who "married" his horse. This should be amusing. Hah, there are furries telling him to get away from their fandom.
SO: Oh, ok. Is is the same guy as before?
Miraba: I don't think so. *notices username* WTF NO!

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[info]sailorjpg
2007-03-13 11:15 pm UTC (link)
*Sing the "I couldn't resist" song*
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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(no subject) - [info]the_crawford, 2007-03-13 11:30 pm UTC
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[info]demonbean
2007-03-13 11:17 pm UTC (link)
You know, if he'd said that he loved her and so on, and given her a ring, and had a marriage ceremony, that would all have been fine. Really weird, but fine.

But he's FUCKING her. I don't know, call me prejudiced, but he's a ... she's a ... they aren't the same species.

/cries

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[info]nekoneko
2007-03-13 11:18 pm UTC (link)
But I think what is important to her is when I share my coffee with her in the mornings

I know absolutely nothing about the care of horses, but isn't that a bad thing for animals in general?

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(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-03-13 11:21 pm UTC
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[info]princessdot
2007-03-13 11:19 pm UTC (link)

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[info]tez
2007-03-13 11:26 pm UTC (link)
OH GOD MY BRAIN.

And here I was just thinking I wanted carrot sticks.

NO MORE CARROT PLZ!

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(no subject) - [info]marumae, 2007-03-29 01:31 am UTC

[info]doomsday
2007-03-13 11:31 pm UTC (link)
My Little Ponyfucker, My Little Ponyfucker
What will today's adventure be? (Carrot time!)
My Little Ponyfucker, My Little Ponyfucker
Will there be exciting sights to see? (Beastiality)
Where will you wander? Hither and yonderInto the barnyard
Letting your heartdepraved sexual appetite be your guide
My Little Ponyfucker, My Little Ponyfucker
I'll be there right by your side
I'll be there right by your side

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2007-03-13 11:33 pm UTC
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[info]cinnamonical
2007-03-13 11:38 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear sweet Mihaele.

This whole thing will never, ever fail to amaze me.

I just...

Holy fucking shit.

*alternates between headdesking and roffling*

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[info]lurker32
2007-03-13 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Okay, this just brightened a fairly crappy day.

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[info]fuzzybluelogic
2007-03-13 11:44 pm UTC (link)
He's actually placing his penis inside the pony's vagina? PLeas etell me that I'm misunderstanding this. Please.

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[info]bizzle
2007-03-13 11:45 pm UTC (link)
DO NOT WANT. DO NOT WANT SO HARD THAT TURNED INTO "DO WANT" AND THEN RIGHT BACK AGAIN.

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Rock on with your cool self, Charlie Manson!
[info]singe
2007-03-13 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Judging from the name, the user icon and this defense from rune_bleu_roan...

To me that ceremony shows character, and a will not to be brought down and shut up by social morals.

...I'm thinking dear Roan wants some pony poontang, too.

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Re: Rock on with your cool self, Charlie Manson! - [info]pariforma, 2007-03-14 03:31 pm UTC
Fuckbeak! I mean,,, - [info]singe, 2007-03-15 12:33 am UTC
Re: Fuckbeak! I mean,,, - [info]photosinensis, 2007-03-15 01:31 am UTC
Re: Fuckbeak! I mean,,, - [info]singe, 2007-03-15 01:53 am UTC
Re: Rock on with your cool self, Charlie Manson! - [info]eljuno, 2007-03-14 05:18 pm UTC
Re: Rock on with your cool self, Charlie Manson! - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2007-03-14 06:39 pm UTC
Nnnnoooooo..... - [info]singe, 2007-03-15 12:36 am UTC

[info]edgyspice
2007-03-13 11:53 pm UTC (link)
The first time she broke into the house when I was sick and she stood by the bed

WUT

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