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Like a book club, except with more sex! ([info]notjo) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-14 07:27:00


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Current mood:Catty

I Gave Her My Ring (and then she asked for another carrot)
Oh, man.

Wedding Photos for Horsey!Wife

My SO said that I spend so much time working outside with the horses I should marry her.. so I did... matching rings, a little ceremony and all. I couldnt resist.

Comments range from: How can I, too, get an appropriate ring for my lover to Please stop being an asshat

People quote the Terms and Conditions of the site (stop being a hata!), argue that it's not hurting anyone (with special argument over affect -vs- effect, express how offended they are, and argue about OMG censorship.

There's more, but my head hurts.

I'm gonna go make a salad now. With carrots. Lots of carrots.

ETA: She totally meant it!
I think all things considered such a commitment is a human ceremony and I would wager she was indiffrent but she stood there and rested her head on my knee. I would like to think she knew it was something special or atleast did it for me. I laugh when I look at the state of the world... we probibly take our marrage more serously than most people do looking at statistics anyway.

But I think what is important to her is when I share my coffee with her in the mornings, when I hug her after I get home every day without fail, the times she has slept with her head on my chest, when I canceled all my appointments and sat up all day with her because she had a sore hoof. The first time she broke into the house when I was sick and she stood by the bed, when she seeks me out when I am upset because she just knows and gives me a shoulder to cry on, me knowing just where that one itchy spot is she cant reach. In the end these are things that have meaning. If things like this dont make a relationship I dont know what does.

Its a long story but in many ways she saved my life just as I did hers in the begining I wouldnt know what to do without her




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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-03-14 12:02 am UTC (link)
*puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALAL! I didn't see that! No, I didn't. Once in a week is enough. Too much, even. *shudders*

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-03-14 12:10 am UTC (link)
ASKJHKSALHJK:. THE HORSE-WIFE IS A LITTLE BITTY PONY. OMFG. *sobs*

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-14 12:10 am UTC (link)
....It doesn't exist. It didn't happen. You can't make me believe otherwise. ::retreats to happy place::

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[info]april_hurst
2007-03-14 12:11 am UTC (link)
Oh, my god. DO NOT WANT.

He should have gotten her a 24-carrot ring that she would genuinely appreciate.

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(no subject) - [info]monsley, 2007-03-14 10:11 pm UTC
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[info]rimrunner
2007-03-14 12:15 am UTC (link)
Anyone else thinking of the opening scene of The Advocate?

(And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, rent it and watch it. It features nekkid Colin Firth.)

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-14 12:22 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2007-03-18 12:34 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2007-03-18 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2007-03-21 03:18 am UTC

[info]gingerkiss
2007-03-14 12:24 am UTC (link)
we probibly take our marrage more serously than most people do looking at statistics anyway.


Wut.

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(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2007-03-14 12:28 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]zorro, 2007-03-14 11:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]andra_dodger, 2007-03-14 07:27 pm UTC

[info]prettypinkkitty
2007-03-14 12:34 am UTC (link)
Oh, lordy. This and the waterskiing squirrel are the only two bright spots in my day!

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[info]okalintu
2007-03-14 12:39 am UTC (link)
HE DOES IT TO A TINY PONY! Was that mentioned in the first wank or did I miss that completely?

I need my happy place now.

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[info]hickorydickory
2007-03-14 12:40 am UTC (link)
He has a relationship with the horse that Harmonians can only dream of.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-14 12:23 pm UTC

pastri_archy
2007-03-14 12:41 am UTC (link)
>_O Mommy, why does it burn?

*attempts to act like it's all an elaborate farce. Like Harmonians.*

2007- The Year of the HorsePonyfucker!

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(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2007-03-14 01:27 am UTC
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(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-03-14 08:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2007-03-15 01:41 am UTC
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(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-03-15 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2007-03-15 11:21 am UTC

[info]smo
2007-03-14 12:42 am UTC (link)
He shares his coffee with her? Wow. Talk about "not a carrot."

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[info]arionhunter
2007-03-14 01:25 am UTC (link)
Quick, I'm feeling faint. Someone bring me my "Do Not Want! D:" cat macros!

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(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2007-03-14 01:33 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2007-03-14 02:47 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]chash, 2007-03-14 12:18 pm UTC
Taking normalcy wherever I can get it - [info]scootermcgaffin, 2007-03-14 11:28 pm UTC
Re: Taking normalcy wherever I can get it - [info]chash, 2007-03-15 03:18 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-03-14 07:07 pm UTC
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[info]isntitironic
2007-03-14 01:38 am UTC (link)
This whole mess is just... wow.

It's like... if my brain were the Internet, my eyes and hands would be spamming with this, while my better judgment and digestive system reply with horrified cat macros; 'DO NOT WANT' and 'OMG MAKE ME UNSEE IT' and all that.

It's like that. It's hideous... but I'm transfixed.

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[info]b_jellybean
2007-03-14 01:45 am UTC (link)
The first time she broke into the house when I was sick and she stood by the bed

Thanks, ponyfucker, for ruining that very sweet Mastercard commercial with the elephant for me.

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(no subject) - [info]sailorjpg, 2007-03-14 03:04 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2007-03-14 04:04 pm UTC
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[info]skewed_tartan
2007-03-14 01:48 am UTC (link)
Somehow this was a whole lot more amusing when I imangined him standing on a stool fucking a draft horse; and the horse being indifferent because it couldn't feel anything.

But I think a mini may feel something. D:D:D:D:

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(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2007-03-14 02:52 am UTC
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[info]skewed_tartan
2007-03-14 01:54 am UTC (link)
Who wants to place a bet that [info]callmsilver shows to defend his horsefucking ass?

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(no subject) - [info]jetwolf, 2007-03-14 05:32 am UTC

redwarrior
2007-03-14 01:57 am UTC (link)
NOT AGAIN!!!

But the only good part is that this is DEFINITELY THE wank of 2007.

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(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-03-14 03:57 am UTC
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[info]spawn_of_kong
2007-03-14 02:28 am UTC (link)
Ye gods, this is the wank that truly keeps on giving. It's also the one that divides me the most: on the one hand, my D: levels keep rising and rising as more details about their "marriage" are revealed. On the other hand, I haven't laughed this hard in a loooong time.

Aaaaand semi-GIP, because...yeah.

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[info]zaliesiren
2007-03-14 02:29 am UTC (link)
Sometimes people make my face do this ---> O_o;;;;

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[info]rekall
2007-03-14 02:33 am UTC (link)
I guess Ponyfucker isn't man enough for a real horse.

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[info]thoms
2007-03-14 02:37 am UTC (link)
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do not want do not want do not want do not want DO NOT WANT

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[info]azhidahaki
2007-03-14 02:41 am UTC (link)
This will never end, will it?

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[info]sadisticferret
2007-03-14 03:10 am UTC (link)
I will never, ever forgive this guy for making me view my icon as dirty. ~cries~ And I thought the crazy lady at my old barn who rillyrilly liked cleaning her gelding's sheath was bad.

Anyway, here's hoping he gets his dick bitten off by that poor pony.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-03-14 03:28 am UTC (link)
*sits on the floor and cries*

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[info]snapperiffic
2007-03-14 03:36 am UTC (link)
she saved my life just as I did hers in the begining

I'm curious about this bit, did they pull each other out of the well at separate occassions?

I don't have the heart to go through all his journal entries because the horse is SO TINY D:

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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2007-03-14 01:52 pm UTC


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