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Like a book club, except with more sex! ([info]notjo) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-14 07:27:00


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Current mood:Catty

I Gave Her My Ring (and then she asked for another carrot)
Oh, man.

Wedding Photos for Horsey!Wife

My SO said that I spend so much time working outside with the horses I should marry her.. so I did... matching rings, a little ceremony and all. I couldnt resist.

Comments range from: How can I, too, get an appropriate ring for my lover to Please stop being an asshat

People quote the Terms and Conditions of the site (stop being a hata!), argue that it's not hurting anyone (with special argument over affect -vs- effect, express how offended they are, and argue about OMG censorship.

There's more, but my head hurts.

I'm gonna go make a salad now. With carrots. Lots of carrots.

ETA: She totally meant it!
I think all things considered such a commitment is a human ceremony and I would wager she was indiffrent but she stood there and rested her head on my knee. I would like to think she knew it was something special or atleast did it for me. I laugh when I look at the state of the world... we probibly take our marrage more serously than most people do looking at statistics anyway.

But I think what is important to her is when I share my coffee with her in the mornings, when I hug her after I get home every day without fail, the times she has slept with her head on my chest, when I canceled all my appointments and sat up all day with her because she had a sore hoof. The first time she broke into the house when I was sick and she stood by the bed, when she seeks me out when I am upset because she just knows and gives me a shoulder to cry on, me knowing just where that one itchy spot is she cant reach. In the end these are things that have meaning. If things like this dont make a relationship I dont know what does.

Its a long story but in many ways she saved my life just as I did hers in the begining I wouldnt know what to do without her




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In related news...
[info]cookie_love
2007-03-18 01:47 am UTC (link)
He and his human mate have broken up.

My understanding is that he pitched a fit because she wanted another man, and swinging is SO not allowed. Unless there are horses/ponies involved.

Anyway, after much arguing where he calls her a "bad mother" (which scares my pants off...since that could mean there are children involved...CHRIST), she is gone from his life.

So now there is no one to come between him and his pregnant pony.


The End?

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-03-18 04:10 am UTC (link)
*blinks* So wait. The owners live close by...so do they know he's making whoopee with the pony? And how is she a bad mother for swinging when he's using a pony as a bed partner? Logic...just...you know what? I don't want to know. I'll pretend he died in a fiery pit and my life will be better off. The dude is certifiable.

And more power to the human companion leaving him, because she'll need enough therapy as it is. Also? Please don't let those kids be his.

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[info]tehrin
2007-03-18 06:26 pm UTC (link)
And how is she a bad mother for swinging when he's using a pony as a bed partner? Logic...just...you know what?

He protests too muchly if that is the case. Especially considering that THIS WHOLE WANK started when darkhorse was dumb enough to post in the polyamory community on lj.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-03-18 09:15 pm UTC (link)
He really does, because, hello, he's the one known as Horsefucker, not her.

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[info]southerngaelic
2007-03-18 01:54 pm UTC (link)
I think the "bad mother" refers to the first wank where it was believed she raised the pony-wife from birth.

Bestiality AND incest! Fun for the whole family! /barf

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[info]cookie_love
2007-03-18 03:09 pm UTC (link)
I don't know whether to be relieved by this or even more disturbed.
O_o

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[info]notjo
2007-03-18 03:12 pm UTC (link)
She has a son.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-03-18 03:24 pm UTC (link)
O_O

PLEASE say he didn't live with them....

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[info]notjo
2007-03-18 03:25 pm UTC (link)
From my understanding, no, he doesn't.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-03-18 04:06 pm UTC (link)
That's a relief. :)

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-19 12:49 am UTC (link)
So his "stallion" (read: selfish asshole) personality about multiple relationships finally drove her off? Good. Maybe she's finally growing some sense.

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[info]onaga
2007-03-19 02:46 am UTC (link)
Dude, this deserves to be a full-fledged wank report.

Please do so! If you don't, I will when I get home tomorrow.

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[info]onaga
2007-03-19 02:52 am UTC (link)
Actually, know what, I'll post this right now. Thanks for the links, I will credit you!

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2007-03-18 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Aaand he looks every bit as creepy as I would have assumed from what I've read about him.

The only way this could get any fucked-upper is when the guy finally kills his horse and begins wearing its face as a mask.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-03-18 10:48 pm UTC (link)
But...how can you deny their luuuve?!

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[info]smadronia
2007-03-21 01:18 am UTC (link)
So I go check The fandom wank wiki for this, and find there's more information on this. This is hte wank that prompted me to get a JF account. Now I need to go get brain bleach, and I will be complete.

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[info]demonbean
2009-08-04 10:39 pm UTC (link)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

...bahleetion.

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