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Like a book club, except with more sex! ([info]notjo) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-14 07:27:00


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Current mood:Catty

I Gave Her My Ring (and then she asked for another carrot)
Oh, man.

Wedding Photos for Horsey!Wife

My SO said that I spend so much time working outside with the horses I should marry her.. so I did... matching rings, a little ceremony and all. I couldnt resist.

Comments range from: How can I, too, get an appropriate ring for my lover to Please stop being an asshat

People quote the Terms and Conditions of the site (stop being a hata!), argue that it's not hurting anyone (with special argument over affect -vs- effect, express how offended they are, and argue about OMG censorship.

There's more, but my head hurts.

I'm gonna go make a salad now. With carrots. Lots of carrots.

ETA: She totally meant it!
I think all things considered such a commitment is a human ceremony and I would wager she was indiffrent but she stood there and rested her head on my knee. I would like to think she knew it was something special or atleast did it for me. I laugh when I look at the state of the world... we probibly take our marrage more serously than most people do looking at statistics anyway.

But I think what is important to her is when I share my coffee with her in the mornings, when I hug her after I get home every day without fail, the times she has slept with her head on my chest, when I canceled all my appointments and sat up all day with her because she had a sore hoof. The first time she broke into the house when I was sick and she stood by the bed, when she seeks me out when I am upset because she just knows and gives me a shoulder to cry on, me knowing just where that one itchy spot is she cant reach. In the end these are things that have meaning. If things like this dont make a relationship I dont know what does.

Its a long story but in many ways she saved my life just as I did hers in the begining I wouldnt know what to do without her



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[info]demonbean
2007-03-13 11:17 pm UTC (link)
You know, if he'd said that he loved her and so on, and given her a ring, and had a marriage ceremony, that would all have been fine. Really weird, but fine.

But he's FUCKING her. I don't know, call me prejudiced, but he's a ... she's a ... they aren't the same species.

/cries

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[info]katienichol
2007-03-14 12:06 am UTC (link)
Exactly. The ETA would be really sweet and touching if not for the bad touch.

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[info]demonbean
2007-03-14 01:28 am UTC (link)
Yeah, "bad touch" just about describes it perfectly ...

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[info]sheep
2007-03-14 12:06 am UTC (link)
OMG! You speciesist!

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[info]demonbean
2007-03-14 01:28 am UTC (link)
*hangs head* I am one of those intolerant people who reminds the other kids of Those Mean Girls from High School, aren't I?

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[info]luthe
2007-03-14 03:18 am UTC (link)
That's the difference between the woman who married the dolphin and this guy. She knew that bestiality? Is WRONG!

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[info]the_clichemoth
2007-03-14 08:52 am UTC (link)
Does he actually say that there's sex involved here? Unlike the first dude with a horsewife, this guy has a human SO with a crappy babyfur tattoo. It may still be in "really weird, but fine" territory. God, I hope so.

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[info]eilan
2007-03-14 09:37 am UTC (link)
No, he IS the first dud with the horsewife, if I understand correctly. Has nothing to do with the tatoo guys.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong?

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[info]zorro
2007-03-14 11:31 am UTC (link)
I believe you're right...

It still amuses me that the human is the SO, but the horse? The horse is the wife.

Feel sorry for that chick, she's got to have some serious esteem issues. DX

And the horse, of course. DDX

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[info]eljuno
2007-03-14 01:34 pm UTC (link)
That was sorta my thought, too. I mean, poly, primaries, secondaries, all that, but damn. How weird must it be to be secondary when the primary's a fucking horse?

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[info]bubosquared
2007-03-14 12:05 pm UTC (link)
dud with the horsewife

Freudian typo FTW! :D

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