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Like a book club, except with more sex! ([info]notjo) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-14 07:27:00


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Current mood:Catty

I Gave Her My Ring (and then she asked for another carrot)
Oh, man.

Wedding Photos for Horsey!Wife

My SO said that I spend so much time working outside with the horses I should marry her.. so I did... matching rings, a little ceremony and all. I couldnt resist.

Comments range from: How can I, too, get an appropriate ring for my lover to Please stop being an asshat

People quote the Terms and Conditions of the site (stop being a hata!), argue that it's not hurting anyone (with special argument over affect -vs- effect, express how offended they are, and argue about OMG censorship.

There's more, but my head hurts.

I'm gonna go make a salad now. With carrots. Lots of carrots.

ETA: She totally meant it!
I think all things considered such a commitment is a human ceremony and I would wager she was indiffrent but she stood there and rested her head on my knee. I would like to think she knew it was something special or atleast did it for me. I laugh when I look at the state of the world... we probibly take our marrage more serously than most people do looking at statistics anyway.

But I think what is important to her is when I share my coffee with her in the mornings, when I hug her after I get home every day without fail, the times she has slept with her head on my chest, when I canceled all my appointments and sat up all day with her because she had a sore hoof. The first time she broke into the house when I was sick and she stood by the bed, when she seeks me out when I am upset because she just knows and gives me a shoulder to cry on, me knowing just where that one itchy spot is she cant reach. In the end these are things that have meaning. If things like this dont make a relationship I dont know what does.

Its a long story but in many ways she saved my life just as I did hers in the begining I wouldnt know what to do without her



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Re: Stupid typos
[info]notjo
2007-03-14 08:42 am UTC (link)
And, see, the pony is pregnant, right... so he's got ready access to new horsey!victims...

Please kill me. Please. PLEASE. I am SO SORRY that I saw this on my flist and posted it. I repent! I REPENT!

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Re: Stupid typos
[info]jat_sapphire
2007-03-14 02:09 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to be sorry I asked, but didn't he have the Stallion (aka Walrus) Mentality and didn't want Horsey!Wife to want sex with other, um, beings?

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Re: Stupid typos
[info]notjo
2007-03-14 02:14 pm UTC (link)
I don't want to be the one to break the news to him.

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Re: Stupid typos
[info]vergilsparda
2007-03-14 03:30 pm UTC (link)
He's convinced it's his baby, no?

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Re: Stupid typos
[info]caffeine_fairy
2007-03-14 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, but Horsey!Wife doesn't actually belong to him...

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Re: Stupid typos
[info]brown_betty
2007-03-14 06:28 pm UTC (link)
;zsdjfkslad I can't decide if it's better or worse. I mean, SIR, AT LEAST FUCK YOUR OWN HORSE, but on the other hand, maybe the owner will confiscate her, and I can go back to believing there is a god.

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Re: Stupid typos
[info]taktuk
2007-03-14 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Wasn't the owner his human lover, callmesilver?

(p.s. There is a god, but Vecna's Neutral Evil, y'see.)

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Re: Stupid typos
[info]brown_betty
2007-03-14 08:45 pm UTC (link)
I didn't see that. He refers to the owner as "the owner" rather than his girl-friend, so … I'm not sure?

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Re: Stupid typos
[info]rekall
2007-03-15 04:05 am UTC (link)
No. In one of the posts (which I refuse to look at again) he talks about the owner being mad at her because she took a lot of time off of work.

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