Current mood:

Catty

I Gave Her My Ring (and then she asked for another carrot)
Oh, man.

Wedding Photos for Horsey!Wife

My SO said that I spend so much time working outside with the horses I should marry her.. so I did... matching rings, a little ceremony and all. I couldnt resist.

Comments range from: How can I, too, get an appropriate ring for my lover to Please stop being an asshat

People quote the Terms and Conditions of the site (stop being a hata!), argue that it's not hurting anyone (with special argument over affect -vs- effect, express how offended they are, and argue about OMG censorship.

There's more, but my head hurts.

I'm gonna go make a salad now. With carrots. Lots of carrots.

ETA: She totally meant it!
I think all things considered such a commitment is a human ceremony and I would wager she was indiffrent but she stood there and rested her head on my knee. I would like to think she knew it was something special or atleast did it for me. I laugh when I look at the state of the world... we probibly take our marrage more serously than most people do looking at statistics anyway.

But I think what is important to her is when I share my coffee with her in the mornings, when I hug her after I get home every day without fail, the times she has slept with her head on my chest, when I canceled all my appointments and sat up all day with her because she had a sore hoof. The first time she broke into the house when I was sick and she stood by the bed, when she seeks me out when I am upset because she just knows and gives me a shoulder to cry on, me knowing just where that one itchy spot is she cant reach. In the end these are things that have meaning. If things like this dont make a relationship I dont know what does.

Its a long story but in many ways she saved my life just as I did hers in the begining I wouldnt know what to do without her

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indis_earfalas
2007-03-15 11:11 am UTC (link)

Hmm. I miss a couple of days of net ... and all the "interesting stuff" happens.

Actually, going from memory, its worse than that even.

His girlfriend, the human (essentially his bit on the side) was getting a bit arsy because he was expending most of his sexual energy on the horse ... and she, the human, would want sex the moment he came back from the barn because it made her aroused to think of he and ponywife being together ... or something ... and one of the reasons they were having relationship problems was because he accused her (the human) of being too demanding and clingy ... or something ... oh, and one of the reasons that he loved the wife more was because she wasn't as emotionally demanding and didn't disagree with his opinions.

Ugh.

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	littlest_lurker 2007-03-15 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	B-but but the wife IS A FUCKING HORSE It can't make demands! It can't even TALK! I think at this point the only thing I can do in this wank is curl up in a corner and cry. T_Y (Reply to this)(Parent)

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