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Oxydosic ([info]oxydosic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-13 20:00:00


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You got your cf_hardcore in my customers_suck!
Yes, it's CF wank on [info]customers_suck again.

[info]xmorganalafeyv posts in [info]customers_suck complaining about loud kids at work and using pretty much every nasty CF slang she can think of. Naturally, people are less than impressed.


A note to the "parents" who frequent my store:
If it's old enough to shriek using words, it's OLD ENOUGH TO BEAT.

Get it the FUCK outta my store! I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FAILED ABORTION WHINGING WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING WORK!!

Fucking breedermoos and their fucking spoiled shitlings...THE KID DOESN'T WANT TO SHOP, TAKE. IT. HOME!!!

Two. There were *two separate families* who felt that letting their idiot bratling scream itself hoarse was an appropriate way to "parent". I swear to Dog, they were *SO* lucky that I was swamped with returns that I couldn't make it over there to gag their little broken condom with a twenty-pound package of flooring tiles!

Edit: Because a lot of people asked, and I realized I forgot to tell you all--I work at a home improvement warehouse-type store with a blue roof-style logo and red vests. :3

Also, to clarify my position--I don't like loud, high-pitched noise from AN. Y. ONE. I don't care if you're four or eighty-four, screeching temper tantrums and LOOKITMEMOMMY!!!!!! shrilling are NEVER. APPROPRIATE. ANYWHERE. If I was listening to rock and roll at a volume that caused a nearby returns monkey to *wince in pain*, then I'd expect someone to say something to me--or, more likely, yell at me. Unfortunately, I am actually quite a nice and considerate person, and thus, when I listen to the rock band of my choice, I wear HEADPHONES so the noise--which I like at a semi-deafening volume, doesn't bother others around me. You know, exactly the opposite of these slack-pussy'd retards who think that their shitling screeching like a wounded pteranodon is just DA CYOOTESHT SHIT EVARZ!!!

I really think it's upchuck-inducing that I'm being made to defend myself to a community of customer-service and retail employees, simply because I complained that a CHYULD was screaming.

If I said, "I had a forty-year-old woman customer today who screeched at the top of her lungs, and no one said anything to her!" you would all immediately respond, "Oh, that's so inappropriate of her! Why hasn't she learned better manners?!"

Good going, you're a bunch of flaming idiots.

If you love the sound of shrieking wangsplash, don't read my posts. If you are offended by non-parents who let their POFRS (proof of functioning reproductive system) scream their fucking heads off in public fora, by all means, read away.

Edit again: The one who was maybe three or four probably wasn't old enough to know better, and yes, I blame the walking coochie with it. The older one had to be around six though, and he was screaming like a two-year-old. That? Is a child old enough to fucking know better on his own.

Third and final edit: Wow, I just realized--and mind you, I wrote this--that the post is CLEARLY blaming the parents, NOT THE KIDS. It's even TITLED "A NOTE TO THE 'PARENTS':" at the top!

I'm going to go highlight all the parts that are CLEARLY BLAMING THE PARENTS NOT THE CHILDREN, and then you retards can go back to chewing your toenails or whatever it is Neanderthals do for fun. I can keep commenting on my own post all night, I have no plans for the morrow! XD




Members of [info]cf_hardcore rally behind the OP, the usual calls of 'STFU this is a RANT community' are heard, and [info]xmorganalafeyv replies to many comments and really doesn't improve people's view of her.

Fellow CFer [info]milk_and_glass lays a smackdown on the OP:

FFS, stop using childfree terms outside of the fucking community! You make us all look stupid, heartless and batshit insane. Why couldn't you have worded this rant without using shit like "failed abortion" and "cuntrag"? That's why you have so many people offended right now. Are you really that fucking retarded? This is on [info]stupid_free, you look like an ass, and once again, people think that everyone who's childfree is just like you.

You deserve every shrieking child that comes your way. I hope they blow your fucking eardrums out.


It's made stupid_free, of course.



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[info]hallidae
2007-03-14 12:20 am UTC (link)
If she actually becomes an elementary school teacher and doesn't get her ass fired within the first week on the job, I will...I don't know, eat something not generally considered safe for human consumption.

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[info]darkeyes
2007-03-14 12:43 am UTC (link)
See now,this is reason I could never make it as a 'hardcore' childfree type person. I'm just not obsessed with kids.

I find I can go whole months without getting into a frothing rage at the mere thought that somewhere a child exists and is acting like a child...also I never feel the need to call the mother(never the father) a slut.

I'm so ashamed

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[info]cookie_love
2007-03-14 01:01 am UTC (link)
If it's old enough to shriek using words, it's OLD ENOUGH TO BEAT.

Um, not to put ideas into anyone's head, but wouldn't the OP fall under that category as well?


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(no subject) - [info]jira, 2007-03-14 01:14 am UTC
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[info]missdaisy
2007-03-14 01:17 am UTC (link)
If you love the sound of shrieking wangsplash, don't read my posts.

I don't know. I have a feeling people who like shrieking wangsplash would find a lot to enjoy in her posts.

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[info]toph
2007-03-14 01:25 am UTC (link)
Reposted for typo's. I am doing so good today.

You know, I'm sure she thinks all of her CF vocabulary is making her sound very witty and whatnot - eek minor, breedermoos, wangsplash - but to me it's just sounding recycled.

Isn't it about time the childfree comm made a bot that would automatically respond to every comment on a designated post with a random preset phrase? It'd sound about the same, and save them much more time to.. uhm.. beat children!

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(no subject) - [info]garnetmist, 2007-03-14 02:39 am UTC
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[info]demonbean
2007-03-14 01:27 am UTC (link)
I really think it's upchuck-inducing that I'm being made to defend myself to a community of customer-service and retail employees, simply because I complained that a CHYULD was screaming.

Well, if you used the same sort vocabulary and vocal capslock-of-doom there, I think it's a blessing to you that you didn't lose your job, lady.

Mostly, in rant posts, I just laugh. This one was full of enough caps-lock'd words and so on that I feel as if my heart is actually beating irregularly. Anyone else?

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[info]fuzzybluelogic
2007-03-14 01:32 am UTC (link)
The Batshit One's LJ is entirely in COMIC SANS. Proof of mental wrong RIGHT THERE!

I really hate that font

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[info]ashenmote
2007-03-14 01:32 am UTC (link)
Unfortunately, I am actually quite a nice and considerate person, and thus, when I listen to the rock band of my choice, I wear HEADPHONES so the noise--which I like at a semi-deafening volume, doesn't bother others around me.

No worries. I'm considerate and nice too, so wouldn't fail to wear headphones when I visit her shop with my shrieking offspring. ^_^

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[info]azhidahaki
2007-03-14 02:00 am UTC (link)
I am an elementary education major and I love children--over age six. I wouldn't want to deal with younger kids because, while I would never physically harm a child, I would lose my temper and scream at them the moment they started whining.

I'm not sure which is more frightening, the fact this person wants to teach children, or the fact she seems to think children over the age of six automatically lose their ability to be little snot rags. Oh, the stories my mother could tell them about working in an elementary school.

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[info]esclaramonde
2007-03-14 02:02 am UTC (link)
These people make me want to have about ten children.

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[info]snacky
2007-03-14 02:26 am UTC (link)
Oh, poor [info]milk_and_glass. Here's a hint: if you don't want to be tainted by the cf_hardcore people's batshit insanity, LEAVE THE COMMUNITY. You can be childfree and be sane. But if you hang around with the crazy people, people are going to expect you're just as nutty.

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[info]antigone
2007-03-14 02:49 am UTC (link)
It's on c_suck_snark, too, but it's locked I believe.

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[info]mistal
2007-03-14 03:13 am UTC (link)
FAILED ABORTION WHINGING

Jeez and she wonders why people jumped on her.

And if I'm still up to date on internet meaning, doesn't caps locks means scream? Therefore, she's being as screamy as the evil childrun. Oh the irony.

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(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2007-03-14 10:17 pm UTC

[info]wtf
2007-03-14 03:18 am UTC (link)
Wow, twice in one night!

I'm not offended that she hates shrieking children. I have yet to find a person who likes shrieking children. I am pretty offended at her language, though.

Besides, if you take the vitriol out of it, it's a really lame C_S post anyways. "Kids are loud! I hate that!" Yeah, that's NEVER been said before.

[info]milk_and_glass for the win on this one!

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[info]soupspooks
2007-03-14 03:22 am UTC (link)
I cannot express how horrified the OP makes me.

...

*curls up on a different side of the internet*

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[info]anonyrat
2007-03-14 03:28 am UTC (link)
Is it weird that the first thing I noticed is that she used the correct plural of "forum"?

It was like turning the corner in some asswipe podunk town and running straight into the Parthenon.

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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2007-03-14 03:35 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2007-03-14 04:19 am UTC (link)
Nice to know that simply being a member of Childfree will bring all the angry moothers out of the woodwork to criticize me for criticizing DA CHEEULDRUNZ!

Oh, you precious, self-absorbed, drama-mongering, humorless, deeply unoriginal tragic martyr.

I hope you get hit by a school bus.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-14 04:44 am UTC
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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-03-14 05:20 am UTC (link)
Was this a deliberate parody to highlight every annoying ranter tendency possible? I mean, we've got the cf_hardcore lingo, of course, we've got the beating children stuff, we've got the "damn kids get off my lawn!" stuff, we've got the completely ridiculous athiest/religious parody terminology (or am I reading that wrong? Who the FUCK says things like "I swear to Dog" with a straight face?) we've got "My inappropriate work behavior (listening to music on-shift) is perfectly okay, but yours is not!" we've got the logic gap fallacies in the edits... About the only thing this person could have done to make herself look more ridiculous would have been to marry a horse.

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(no subject) - [info]the_clichemoth, 2007-03-14 08:48 am UTC

[info]purplehat
2007-03-14 05:27 am UTC (link)
If it's old enough to shriek using words, it's OLD ENOUGH TO BEAT.

Wow. That's a lot of anger.

Maybe it's because I've been on a old movie/Roal Dahl high lately, but this immediately made me want to read all her comments in the voice of Mrs. Trunchbull.

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(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2007-03-14 06:07 am UTC
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[info]caffeine_fairy
2007-03-14 09:42 am UTC (link)
This never ceases to amuse me;

"It's LUCKY for them I was *unbelievably flimsy excuse* or I would have *unbelievably violent act*!"

Yeah. Right. *snicker*

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[info]aerobot
2007-03-14 11:27 am UTC (link)
I freaking refuse to belive that these people are honestly suprised when people flame them for using words like 'shitling' and 'crotchwaffle'. YOU CAN'T BE THAT FUCKING CLUELESS.


..... Right?

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-03-14 11:36 am UTC
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[info]crankylex
2007-03-14 11:34 am UTC (link)
All this, "You fail at reading comprehension" she's flinging about?

Clearly we are INTERROGATING HER POST FROM THE WRONG PERSPECTIVE.

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[info]cellardoor28
2007-03-14 12:15 pm UTC (link)
And now she's shown up at stupid_free after a poster there threatened to try and stop her working with kids.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2007-03-14 01:36 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry your post turned into a wankfest. C_S, I thought, was for bitching about your customer experiences. I thought your descriptions were funny. I honestly think there's NO reason why there should be children in a home-improvement store, especially that young. Screaming is, of course, going to ensue. Parents should know better, and think ahead before dragging their children to places they will not enjoy.

Holy shit! Now why didn't all of the parents think of that. Why bring your children - your full-time responsibilities, parents! - to a home improvement store? I mean, goodness, everybody knows there's a handy, cheap, easy-to-use nanny just waiting around the corner every twenty minutes when the fancy to shop strikes you. Man, I am SO glad the highly trained and experienced childfree are around to tell parents how to properly raise their children!

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(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2007-03-15 12:27 am UTC

[info]ara
2007-03-14 03:03 pm UTC (link)
Wow. You know what we need? Super offensive anti-CF_H terminology! A "Thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool." image macro or a "BRB, poppin' sprogs" over a picture of that Britney Spears giving birth statue.

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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2007-03-14 03:17 pm UTC
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