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Oxydosic ([info]oxydosic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-13 20:00:00


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You got your cf_hardcore in my customers_suck!
Yes, it's CF wank on [info]customers_suck again.

[info]xmorganalafeyv posts in [info]customers_suck complaining about loud kids at work and using pretty much every nasty CF slang she can think of. Naturally, people are less than impressed.


A note to the "parents" who frequent my store:
If it's old enough to shriek using words, it's OLD ENOUGH TO BEAT.

Get it the FUCK outta my store! I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FAILED ABORTION WHINGING WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING WORK!!

Fucking breedermoos and their fucking spoiled shitlings...THE KID DOESN'T WANT TO SHOP, TAKE. IT. HOME!!!

Two. There were *two separate families* who felt that letting their idiot bratling scream itself hoarse was an appropriate way to "parent". I swear to Dog, they were *SO* lucky that I was swamped with returns that I couldn't make it over there to gag their little broken condom with a twenty-pound package of flooring tiles!

Edit: Because a lot of people asked, and I realized I forgot to tell you all--I work at a home improvement warehouse-type store with a blue roof-style logo and red vests. :3

Also, to clarify my position--I don't like loud, high-pitched noise from AN. Y. ONE. I don't care if you're four or eighty-four, screeching temper tantrums and LOOKITMEMOMMY!!!!!! shrilling are NEVER. APPROPRIATE. ANYWHERE. If I was listening to rock and roll at a volume that caused a nearby returns monkey to *wince in pain*, then I'd expect someone to say something to me--or, more likely, yell at me. Unfortunately, I am actually quite a nice and considerate person, and thus, when I listen to the rock band of my choice, I wear HEADPHONES so the noise--which I like at a semi-deafening volume, doesn't bother others around me. You know, exactly the opposite of these slack-pussy'd retards who think that their shitling screeching like a wounded pteranodon is just DA CYOOTESHT SHIT EVARZ!!!

I really think it's upchuck-inducing that I'm being made to defend myself to a community of customer-service and retail employees, simply because I complained that a CHYULD was screaming.

If I said, "I had a forty-year-old woman customer today who screeched at the top of her lungs, and no one said anything to her!" you would all immediately respond, "Oh, that's so inappropriate of her! Why hasn't she learned better manners?!"

Good going, you're a bunch of flaming idiots.

If you love the sound of shrieking wangsplash, don't read my posts. If you are offended by non-parents who let their POFRS (proof of functioning reproductive system) scream their fucking heads off in public fora, by all means, read away.

Edit again: The one who was maybe three or four probably wasn't old enough to know better, and yes, I blame the walking coochie with it. The older one had to be around six though, and he was screaming like a two-year-old. That? Is a child old enough to fucking know better on his own.

Third and final edit: Wow, I just realized--and mind you, I wrote this--that the post is CLEARLY blaming the parents, NOT THE KIDS. It's even TITLED "A NOTE TO THE 'PARENTS':" at the top!

I'm going to go highlight all the parts that are CLEARLY BLAMING THE PARENTS NOT THE CHILDREN, and then you retards can go back to chewing your toenails or whatever it is Neanderthals do for fun. I can keep commenting on my own post all night, I have no plans for the morrow! XD




Members of [info]cf_hardcore rally behind the OP, the usual calls of 'STFU this is a RANT community' are heard, and [info]xmorganalafeyv replies to many comments and really doesn't improve people's view of her.

Fellow CFer [info]milk_and_glass lays a smackdown on the OP:

FFS, stop using childfree terms outside of the fucking community! You make us all look stupid, heartless and batshit insane. Why couldn't you have worded this rant without using shit like "failed abortion" and "cuntrag"? That's why you have so many people offended right now. Are you really that fucking retarded? This is on [info]stupid_free, you look like an ass, and once again, people think that everyone who's childfree is just like you.

You deserve every shrieking child that comes your way. I hope they blow your fucking eardrums out.


It's made stupid_free, of course.



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[info]hellespont
2007-03-14 07:34 pm UTC (link)
The OP is a member of a community called CF_Prolife. From the introductory post:

welcome everyone to a small, humble beginning. i'm hoping to create and environment here where we can rip on kids and breeders, be childfree, but avoid the coathanger and dead fetus comments...welcome

Yes, god forbid a CFer be offended by crude or morbid comments about unborn children!

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[info]twoiskewl
2007-03-14 08:20 pm UTC (link)
prolife CF?

how does that work? do they just not have sex?

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[info]anonyrat
2007-03-14 10:24 pm UTC (link)
For serious LOLs, check out the CF_Book_Club comm.

"Hay guyz, I found a book without kids in it!"

"Dammit, a character in this book got PREGNANT and had a CHYYULD!!!"

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-15 12:26 am UTC (link)
Wow. Tearing apart women for choosing to have children and deciding they ought to have not right to choose -- sounds like a really healthy, positive place to be.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-03-15 06:07 am UTC (link)
Prolife cf_hardcore scares the crap out of me, because I can't see how it would possibly work except by combining the extremes of each screwball psychology.

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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2007-03-15 02:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-03-16 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2007-03-16 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachel_pi, 2007-03-16 04:42 am UTC

[info]ladyvorkosigan
2007-03-15 01:04 am UTC (link)
And she's still talking about "failed abortions"? Yeah, that's not hypocritical at all.

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[info]semirecluse
2007-03-14 11:25 pm UTC (link)
What a pleasant person.

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[info]kittenmommy
2007-03-14 11:25 pm UTC (link)

I had too much time on my hands and went back and read the entire thread. The post in which the OP says that she enjoys denigrating people really makes me hope she doesn't make it through the elementary education program and/or never works in that field.

Good grief.

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I Know This is a Dumb Question...
[info]pfeffermuse
2007-03-14 11:35 pm UTC (link)
...especially in light of all the CF and CF Hardcore posts that have made it to OTF_Wank, but why are most of the colourful euphemisms and the most hateful phrases about parents directed against women?

Did I miss a memo somewhere?

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Re: I Know This is a Dumb Question...
[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-15 12:24 am UTC (link)
Apparently, women alone are now responsible for reproducing. Guess that bio-upgrade finally came through!

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Re: I Know This is a Dumb Question...
[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-15 12:45 am UTC (link)
So I won't need the sperm of my gay best friend should I never find Mr. Right?

...

He'll be SO disappointed! We were going to have green-eyed gay babies!!

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Re: I Know This is a Dumb Question... - [info]julesnoctambule, 2007-03-15 01:01 am UTC
Re: I Know This is a Dumb Question... - [info]seeshellirun, 2007-03-15 03:00 pm UTC
Re: I Know This is a Dumb Question... - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-15 10:20 pm UTC
Re: I Know This is a Dumb Question... - [info]chikane, 2007-03-18 12:52 pm UTC
Re: I Know This is a Dumb Question...
[info]wrongly_amused
2007-03-15 01:12 am UTC (link)
Because Mommy totally could've aborted the little parasite, DUH.

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Re: I Know This is a Dumb Question...
[info]aerobot
2007-03-15 10:21 am UTC (link)
Because it's the WOMEN who raise the kids! Men only play catch with the boys and use the belt from time to time. And clearly it's her fault for getting pregnant in the first place.

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-15 12:22 am UTC (link)
I have a new internet game to keep my easily-distracted brain amused!

Whenever someone of the CFxHardc0r3x persuasion goes mental about something deeply meaningful and a true indicator of their oppreshun such as, say, a child being in the same town as they are, I'm going to replace the euphemisms for child and the insults toward women(why always women and almost only women?) with some random noun.

'Get it the FUCK outta my store! I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR table lamp WHINGING WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING WORK!!

Fucking iceberg lettuce and their fucking spoiled table lamps ...THE table lamp DOESN'T WANT TO SHOP, TAKE. IT. HOME!!!'

Ta-da! It's like Mad Libs for nutters!

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[info]nightfalltwen
2007-03-15 09:53 pm UTC (link)
win

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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2007-03-16 02:31 am UTC

[info]catman
2007-03-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
*dies*

Okay the internet game is over. You win :D

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[info]annaham
2007-03-15 01:02 am UTC (link)

If it's old enough to shriek using words, it's OLD ENOUGH TO BEAT.


Does laughing at her phrasing make me a heartless old biddy?

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[info]kittenmommy
2007-03-15 03:51 am UTC (link)

No.

I'm thinking that since she's old enough to shriek she's also old enough to beat. Maybe then she'll stop shrieking.

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[info]hyaenid
2007-03-15 08:42 am UTC (link)
If they can't afford to hire a babysitter they obviously can;t afford to go shopping, babysitters don't charge half as much as corporate america.

EL OH goddamn EL. I'd be offended at this if it weren't so painfully stupid.

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[info]caito
2007-03-15 09:39 pm UTC (link)
If people actually put in effort to finding places where they could leave their kids to run an hour's worth of errands, there would be far fewer tired, hungry and generally unhappy, screeching children out in public.

Apparently children should be neither seen nor heard.

I just had a mental image of a world where children weren't allowed to leave their houses, were swept under rugs or hidden in closets whenever adults other than their parents came near.

Oooh, I think I have an idea for a good science fiction book featuring an anti-children dystopian world! With child protagonists, of course. And probably aimed towards the darling kidlets as well.

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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2007-03-16 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2007-03-16 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hyaenid, 2007-03-16 06:36 am UTC

[info]rachel_pi
2007-03-16 04:47 am UTC (link)
Though, of course, that would require making friends and/or being on good terms with neighbors or possibly living nearby to relatives.

Wow. Because none of those people ever have anything to do during the day and can always just drop everything when a parent has errands to run.

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(no subject) - [info]kindest_demon, 2007-03-18 03:31 pm UTC

[info]monsley
2007-03-15 11:45 am UTC (link)
Alright, this exchange, coming up from a looooooong thread of jesheckahlynn defending the OP of the rant and saying that ignoring children while they have a tantrum = bad parenting, makes me ADORE mandra_liath with the burning passion of a thousand suns. Between this and the defending of the dogpiled-on bride with the suicidal sister, this is one seriously rockin' lady.

I sporfled.

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-16 01:30 am UTC (link)
Ooh, she's quickly becoming my hero.

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rachelthedemon
2007-03-19 01:50 am UTC (link)
People like her make me want to borrow a neighbor's kid for the day just to troll her shop. I dunno why. Watching CF people froth and burst a hemorrhoid over the Facts of Life -- children exist and are allowed in public -- makes me feel all warm and schaedensquishy.

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[info]mythdefied
2007-03-21 08:33 pm UTC (link)
I wish people like her would get the fuck off my side. At least [info]milk_and_glass is a voice of sanity. *sigh*

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