You got your cf_hardcore in my customers_suck!
Yes, it's CF wank on

customers_suck complaining about loud kids at work and using pretty much every nasty CF slang she can think of. Naturally, people are less than impressed.

A note to the "parents" who frequent my store:
If it's old enough to shriek using words, it's OLD ENOUGH TO BEAT.

Get it the FUCK outta my store! I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FAILED ABORTION WHINGING WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING WORK!!

Fucking breedermoos and their fucking spoiled shitlings...THE KID DOESN'T WANT TO SHOP, TAKE. IT. HOME!!!

Two. There were *two separate families* who felt that letting their idiot bratling scream itself hoarse was an appropriate way to "parent". I swear to Dog, they were *SO* lucky that I was swamped with returns that I couldn't make it over there to gag their little broken condom with a twenty-pound package of flooring tiles!

Edit: Because a lot of people asked, and I realized I forgot to tell you all--I work at a home improvement warehouse-type store with a blue roof-style logo and red vests. :3

Also, to clarify my position--I don't like loud, high-pitched noise from AN. Y. ONE. I don't care if you're four or eighty-four, screeching temper tantrums and LOOKITMEMOMMY!!!!!! shrilling are NEVER. APPROPRIATE. ANYWHERE. If I was listening to rock and roll at a volume that caused a nearby returns monkey to *wince in pain*, then I'd expect someone to say something to me--or, more likely, yell at me. Unfortunately, I am actually quite a nice and considerate person, and thus, when I listen to the rock band of my choice, I wear HEADPHONES so the noise--which I like at a semi-deafening volume, doesn't bother others around me. You know, exactly the opposite of these slack-pussy'd retards who think that their shitling screeching like a wounded pteranodon is just DA CYOOTESHT SHIT EVARZ!!!

I really think it's upchuck-inducing that I'm being made to defend myself to a community of customer-service and retail employees, simply because I complained that a CHYULD was screaming.

If I said, "I had a forty-year-old woman customer today who screeched at the top of her lungs, and no one said anything to her!" you would all immediately respond, "Oh, that's so inappropriate of her! Why hasn't she learned better manners?!"

Good going, you're a bunch of flaming idiots.

If you love the sound of shrieking wangsplash, don't read my posts. If you are offended by non-parents who let their POFRS (proof of functioning reproductive system) scream their fucking heads off in public fora, by all means, read away.

Edit again: The one who was maybe three or four probably wasn't old enough to know better, and yes, I blame the walking coochie with it. The older one had to be around six though, and he was screaming like a two-year-old. That? Is a child old enough to fucking know better on his own.

Third and final edit: Wow, I just realized--and mind you, I wrote this--that the post is CLEARLY blaming the parents, NOT THE KIDS. It's even TITLED "A NOTE TO THE 'PARENTS':" at the top!

I'm going to go highlight all the parts that are CLEARLY BLAMING THE PARENTS NOT THE CHILDREN, and then you retards can go back to chewing your toenails or whatever it is Neanderthals do for fun. I can keep commenting on my own post all night, I have no plans for the morrow! XD

Members of

cf_hardcore rally behind the OP, the usual calls of 'STFU this is a RANT community' are heard, and

xmorganalafeyv replies to many comments and really doesn't improve people's view of her.

Fellow CFer

milk_and_glass lays a smackdown on the OP:

FFS, stop using childfree terms outside of the fucking community! You make us all look stupid, heartless and batshit insane. Why couldn't you have worded this rant without using shit like "failed abortion" and "cuntrag"? That's why you have so many people offended right now. Are you really that fucking retarded? This is on stupid_free, you look like an ass, and once again, people think that everyone who's childfree is just like you.

You deserve every shrieking child that comes your way. I hope they blow your fucking eardrums out.

It's made stupid_free, of course.

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	rimrunner 2007-03-14 02:06 am UTC (link)
	If she has it that loud, people can hear it. Even with headphones. Granted a home improvement store is naturally noisier than a library, but there have been times when I could hear every lyric from 20 feet away. Once, when I went to tell someone to turn her iPod down, I had to tap her on the shoulder because she couldn't hear me. Way to go deaf, y0. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilanterodent 2007-03-14 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Am I the only one who was taught as a child to never have music playing so loud that it drowns out other sounds? Especially when in public? I want to be able to hear people walking up to me, thank you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2007-03-14 05:25 am UTC (link)
	When walking across a street, it would be nice. Hey ranter! I fully support your habit of listening to deafening music through headphones! Please continue to do so in heavy urban traffic situations! ...oh, Dog damn it, she can't hear me over her headphones. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)

	made_by_kali 2007-03-14 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	How about when you're jaywalking while walking down the freeway with your iPod on? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	miss_arel 2007-03-17 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Hey now, that's your right as an American! (Reply to this)(Parent)

littlest_lurker
2007-03-14 05:43 am UTC (link)

I had that happen on a train ride a couple weeks back. I heard the music very clearly and thought "what sort of asshat uses speakers on a train?" so I turn around and it's some guy with earplug-style headphones sitting a few rows away. O_o And even with all the background noise of the train itself! I had to turn my music up in order to drown it out!

Myself I sometimes like to listen my music loudly, but I check to make sure that I don't have it loud enough so that others can hear it, out of politeness ~~and because I don't want people to know that I'm listening to the Casino Royale theme on repeat~~.

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gun
2007-03-14 11:22 pm UTC (link)

I was on the train once and this guy actually had a portable radio - without headphones, natch - playing crappy hip-hop which I assumed he'd performed himself, given the smug and slightly "LOOK AT ME, ISN'T MY MUSIC AWESOME" look on his face. When we got off the train, an old man that sat opposite said "wanker" extremely loudly. It was a small yet happy moment of an otherwise unremarkable day.

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	iwanttobeasleep 2007-03-14 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	Once, my roommate was in the room with her headphones on so loud she didn't notice when my full bottle of detergent fell off my closet shelf, and broke on the floor. I feel bad for her ears. (Reply to this)(Parent)

akilika
2007-03-18 12:39 am UTC (link)

That's fairly common on the Metro here while I'm on it. (I avoid rush hour like the plague.)

I actually tend to play my music just loud enough so I can make it out, 'cause I'm terribly afraid that it's really easy to achieve that, and they don't know they're doing it, either. I don't think I'll do that anymore, though, since . . . yeah, you're right, they're probably just listening to it stupidly loudly.

(I love the ones who wear the headphones around their neck so that everyone can hear it. That doesn't happen often, though.)

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