You got your cf_hardcore in my customers_suck!
Yes, it's CF wank on

customers_suck complaining about loud kids at work and using pretty much every nasty CF slang she can think of. Naturally, people are less than impressed.

A note to the "parents" who frequent my store:
If it's old enough to shriek using words, it's OLD ENOUGH TO BEAT.

Get it the FUCK outta my store! I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FAILED ABORTION WHINGING WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING WORK!!

Fucking breedermoos and their fucking spoiled shitlings...THE KID DOESN'T WANT TO SHOP, TAKE. IT. HOME!!!

Two. There were *two separate families* who felt that letting their idiot bratling scream itself hoarse was an appropriate way to "parent". I swear to Dog, they were *SO* lucky that I was swamped with returns that I couldn't make it over there to gag their little broken condom with a twenty-pound package of flooring tiles!

Edit: Because a lot of people asked, and I realized I forgot to tell you all--I work at a home improvement warehouse-type store with a blue roof-style logo and red vests. :3

Also, to clarify my position--I don't like loud, high-pitched noise from AN. Y. ONE. I don't care if you're four or eighty-four, screeching temper tantrums and LOOKITMEMOMMY!!!!!! shrilling are NEVER. APPROPRIATE. ANYWHERE. If I was listening to rock and roll at a volume that caused a nearby returns monkey to *wince in pain*, then I'd expect someone to say something to me--or, more likely, yell at me. Unfortunately, I am actually quite a nice and considerate person, and thus, when I listen to the rock band of my choice, I wear HEADPHONES so the noise--which I like at a semi-deafening volume, doesn't bother others around me. You know, exactly the opposite of these slack-pussy'd retards who think that their shitling screeching like a wounded pteranodon is just DA CYOOTESHT SHIT EVARZ!!!

I really think it's upchuck-inducing that I'm being made to defend myself to a community of customer-service and retail employees, simply because I complained that a CHYULD was screaming.

If I said, "I had a forty-year-old woman customer today who screeched at the top of her lungs, and no one said anything to her!" you would all immediately respond, "Oh, that's so inappropriate of her! Why hasn't she learned better manners?!"

Good going, you're a bunch of flaming idiots.

If you love the sound of shrieking wangsplash, don't read my posts. If you are offended by non-parents who let their POFRS (proof of functioning reproductive system) scream their fucking heads off in public fora, by all means, read away.

Edit again: The one who was maybe three or four probably wasn't old enough to know better, and yes, I blame the walking coochie with it. The older one had to be around six though, and he was screaming like a two-year-old. That? Is a child old enough to fucking know better on his own.

Third and final edit: Wow, I just realized--and mind you, I wrote this--that the post is CLEARLY blaming the parents, NOT THE KIDS. It's even TITLED "A NOTE TO THE 'PARENTS':" at the top!

I'm going to go highlight all the parts that are CLEARLY BLAMING THE PARENTS NOT THE CHILDREN, and then you retards can go back to chewing your toenails or whatever it is Neanderthals do for fun. I can keep commenting on my own post all night, I have no plans for the morrow! XD

Members of

cf_hardcore rally behind the OP, the usual calls of 'STFU this is a RANT community' are heard, and

xmorganalafeyv replies to many comments and really doesn't improve people's view of her.

Fellow CFer

milk_and_glass lays a smackdown on the OP:

FFS, stop using childfree terms outside of the fucking community! You make us all look stupid, heartless and batshit insane. Why couldn't you have worded this rant without using shit like "failed abortion" and "cuntrag"? That's why you have so many people offended right now. Are you really that fucking retarded? This is on stupid_free, you look like an ass, and once again, people think that everyone who's childfree is just like you.

You deserve every shrieking child that comes your way. I hope they blow your fucking eardrums out.

It's made stupid_free, of course.

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

littlest_lurker
2007-03-14 05:55 am UTC (link)

I have to wonder if those sorts of people have had to work with a group of children for any length of time. I used to have a job that involved managing a largish (20-30) group of kids for only three hours a day, and with two other people working with me, and even with that it was more than enough to put me off the idea of teaching quite quickly. (Plus we weren't working in a structured enviroment like a classroom. It was basically supervised homework and playtime)

And I remember all too vividly how some of my teachers got treated in middle and high school to put me off that as well. Godspeed and best wishes to those who sincerly do want to become teachers, but it isn't the life for me.

(Funnily enough I have been told that I would make a good teacher, I guess because of my speaking abilities, but I'm terrible when it comes to discipline. So unless I somehow manage to have class after of class of extremely well behaved students for my whole career, I think I would crash and burn.)

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

eviemouse
2007-03-14 08:38 am UTC (link)

I have to wonder if those sorts of people have had to work with a group of children for any length of time.

Word. I work with children, usually not more then ten at the same time. And while I learnt the things I teach them quite well, I only had the slightest notion of how to teach them. Nowadays things are working quite well, but I had a few months of terror and chaos before that. And that's with me liking children.

(Reply to this)(Parent)

	frequentmouse 2007-03-14 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	I think they lack some self-preservation instinct which the rest of us have, and by that fact deserve combat pay and medals. Really. I got stuck, alone, with a small class of second graders once, and I've never quite recovered. (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Read comments) -