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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)



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[info]lostmahmarbles
2007-03-19 03:52 am UTC (link)
I'm trying to decide what's worse. The fact that people support this guy... or the fact that what he's doing is perfectly legal.

But either way... there are quite a few things I would rather be thinking about and not a single one of them involve horses or, at this point, much of anything beyond "MAKE IT GO AWAY D:"

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(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2007-03-19 08:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2007-03-19 08:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2007-03-19 08:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 03:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melisus, 2007-03-19 05:20 pm UTC

[info]doomsday
2007-03-19 04:01 am UTC (link)
From one of his friends: FA is a great place to look for a furry mate, but - CAUTION - a vastly disproportinate percentage of FA members are some sort of crazy (mostly Asperger's and other autism spectrum disorders, schitzophrenia, bipolar, unipolar, ADD, and ADDH) - including yours truely (high performance hyperlexic Asperger's).

You may actually be one of the less crazy ones here!


NO HE IS NOT!

I am contemplating now how to build a place for her here in the bedroom that is confortable so she can sleep next to me instead of me sleeping with her the few times the weather is nice. The bed dosent appeal to her but she loves nice warm straw.

Maybe she'll trample him in the middle of the night!

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(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2007-03-19 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-03-19 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-03-19 04:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-19 05:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-19 05:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-03-19 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2007-03-19 02:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-20 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2007-03-19 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2007-03-19 04:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2007-03-19 08:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gusty, 2007-03-19 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]solar_type_star, 2007-03-19 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2007-03-19 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melisus, 2007-03-19 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilainn, 2007-03-19 10:04 pm UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2007-03-19 04:10 am UTC (link)
Why even bother to update with other wanks these days? Just change the name to [info]horsefucker_hq for all of our facetious, filly needs.

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(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2007-03-19 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jira, 2007-03-19 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]perletwo, 2007-03-20 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jira, 2007-03-20 12:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-03-19 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-03-19 04:21 am UTC

[info]stickykeys633
2007-03-19 04:13 am UTC (link)
Oh man, that's pretty, soooo good.

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(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-03-19 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stickykeys633, 2007-03-19 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2007-03-19 08:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-03-20 05:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-03-20 06:02 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-03-20 06:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2007-03-20 02:23 pm UTC

[info]drakyndra
2007-03-19 04:17 am UTC (link)
It's like the best Soap Opera in all of ever! So long as I try not to think of the squickiness and the poor horse

Utterly compelling lunacy, and it just keeps on going!

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[info]cookie_love
2007-03-19 04:20 am UTC (link)
Im catholic experiencing guilt is bred into me.

*is trying very hard to fit that square peg into a round hole*

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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-03-19 04:26 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-03-19 05:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2007-03-19 09:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-03-19 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-03-19 10:24 am UTC
*headdesk* - [info]cookie_love, 2007-03-19 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysorka, 2007-03-19 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2007-03-19 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-03-19 03:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyppy, 2007-03-19 04:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 04:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-03-19 10:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-03-19 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-03-19 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-03-20 02:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2007-03-19 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2007-03-19 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-03-21 01:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 02:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyppy, 2007-03-19 04:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 04:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jeanne, 2007-03-19 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]daylightsparks, 2007-03-19 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-20 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2007-03-20 12:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2007-03-20 07:49 pm UTC

[info]ravenscanary
2007-03-19 04:32 am UTC (link)
This wank and the comments continue to make me laugh until I feel faint and yet at the same time shudder, repressing my gag reflex, while wanting to go hug my horse in a TOTALLY NONSEXUAL WAY.

I hate people.

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(no subject) - [info]jetwolf, 2007-03-19 07:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-20 12:37 am UTC

[info]dimethyl
2007-03-19 04:32 am UTC (link)
What's the market on brains these days? I think I need a new one.

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verthandi
2007-03-19 04:40 am UTC (link)
Oh, dear. It would seem that my brains are leaking out of my ears.

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[info]kalika_maxwell
2007-03-19 04:42 am UTC (link)
Good for her, but who is going to save the pony? Wank is a lot more fun when animals aren't being abused. ;_;

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(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2007-03-19 04:46 am UTC

[info]herongale
2007-03-19 04:52 am UTC (link)
OH THE FURMANITY

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[info]shaysdays
2007-03-19 05:03 am UTC (link)
A short time after a funnel cloud of drama fuck touches down on my house. In the end I violate the holiest of holies and call her a bad mother.


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(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2007-03-19 05:04 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-19 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2007-03-19 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-19 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-03-19 05:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2007-03-19 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2007-03-19 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2007-03-19 09:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2007-03-19 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2007-03-20 02:34 am UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2007-03-19 05:05 am UTC (link)
When I first read this I was filled with unholy glee, just at the thought that maybe callmesilver had finally come to her senses and gotten the heck out of that relationship. But now not only do I find out that she had left before, and come back, but that in this case he threw her out of a house. Thus increasing the likelihood that she will try to come back.

OH WILL THE DRAMA NEVER END. It was pretty winceworthy to see her all over the place, in the original wank, protesting that she was totally okay with the horsefucking thing and she understands that he loves the horse more than her and she doesn't mind coming in second place to a nonhuman and she accepts that he constantly compares her (unfavorably) to her horse and it's okay...

And so on.

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-19 05:11 am UTC (link)
Oh, God... Every time I think there is nothing left of my sanity that this wank could possibly trample on, I click another link and hear the sound of hoofbeats.

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(no subject) - [info]melisus, 2007-03-19 05:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-19 05:51 pm UTC

[info]joye
2007-03-19 05:14 am UTC (link)
And if you insist on loving vagina,yur lot better off if it isnt attached to a human
If only the vagina were self-cleaning, like the anus!

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(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-03-19 05:26 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2007-03-19 08:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]batty, 2007-03-19 08:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misachan, 2007-03-19 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-03-19 01:44 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]joye, 2007-03-20 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-03-20 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-03-20 06:07 am UTC

[info]princessdot
2007-03-19 05:36 am UTC (link)
Well there go MY dreams for the next few weeks....

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-03-19 06:02 am UTC (link)
Oh god, you guys. I just got out of the shower. I was feeling all squeaky-clean and ready to watch some PGSM and Torchwood before going to bed, but now...

Well, if you need me I'll be in the bathroom hoping that my strawberry showergel can wash away the ickiness. D:

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(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2007-03-19 06:35 am UTC

[info]oh_envy
2007-03-19 06:33 am UTC (link)
The real question is, would he still have thrown her out if she had asked for a date with a horse instead

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-03-19 06:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2007-03-19 07:36 pm UTC

[info]mochibuni
2007-03-19 06:38 am UTC (link)
I didn't think I'd be re-uploading this icon any time soon...

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[info]khym_chanur
2007-03-19 07:06 am UTC (link)
Wait, doesn't the pony!wife belong to ex-girlfriend? If so, she could take it away from him in retalitation. Or did she assign ownership of it to him?

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(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2007-03-19 03:30 pm UTC

[info]michmatch
2007-03-19 07:22 am UTC (link)
Well aren't his commenters... interesting. That there's a whole list of people that have never heeded the advice "don't keep your mind so open that your brains fall out."

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(no subject) - [info]visp, 2007-03-20 02:41 am UTC

[info]fairy_tale_echo
2007-03-19 07:36 am UTC (link)
Dont get me wrong. I have my flaws. I know I do. by most peoples standards as witnessed here in some post I seem to be a pretty fucked up individual.

YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY???!

Ladies and gentlemen, the understatement of the milllllllennium!

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[info]tehrin
2007-03-19 07:39 am UTC (link)
Hey I am a nutjob who is married to his horse. I have panic disorder and cant even be in a locked room and I am mildly OCD. If you see the wiring jobs at work and my multiple trips around the farm to make sure "everything is in its place" you would see how obsessive i can be.

I have found through my observations there are very few furs who are "Normal" There are plenty of functional furs who can survive and appear "normal" or "mundane" in society but there is I would guess in 90% +/- all furs some underlying cause or psychosis. Weather this is a cause to become furry or an effect of being furry I dont know. I had at one point considered going back to college for psychology and my thesis was going to be on what makes a furry a furry and actually do the statistics of what furry has what offical psychological disorder. I think the results would be quite intresting.



Does this remind anyone else of the fantwits who try to do their theses on yaoi?

SO WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON FURRIES?

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-20 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-20 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catman, 2007-03-20 01:58 am UTC

[info]sepiamagpie
2007-03-19 07:46 am UTC (link)
You guys get one more horsefucker wank before I start threatening you with the cornfield. I'm sure it'll mix great with Harmonians.

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edit - [info]tehrin, 2007-03-19 07:51 am UTC
Re: edit - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-03-19 07:59 am UTC
Re: edit - [info]tehrin, 2007-03-19 08:05 am UTC
Re: edit - [info]leto, 2007-03-19 12:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2007-03-19 04:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-20 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gun, 2007-03-20 02:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-20 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2007-03-20 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-03-19 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-03-19 06:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-03-19 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-03-19 09:53 pm UTC

[info]tehrin
2007-03-19 07:48 am UTC (link)
I WILL NEVER LOOK AT RACING STRIPES THE SAME AGAIN!


*edit* ok the filly in racing stripes. my mare would kill me for saying this but I want her to have my foals.. damn she is hot.


OMG WAT?!?!?!?!

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2007-03-19 09:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2007-03-19 11:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jetwolf, 2007-03-19 11:12 pm UTC


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