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demonbean
2007-03-19 03:21 am UTC (link)

This is a beautiful transition to behold!!!! You're standing up for yourself! I am so proud of you.....:)

Let me get this straight ... he's fucking a miniature pony, thinks of himself as a stallion, and won't let his "secondary" HUMAN girlfriend go out with anyone else, though he is himself poly. And when she wants to go out with someone else, he gets pissed as hell, calls her a bad mother, and throws her out. And this means that he is suddenly, for the first time, standing up for himself?

I'm confused.

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	grrliz 2007-03-19 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Not only is he standing up for himself, but it's a beautiful transition! Say what? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	keri 2007-03-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, I'm always forgetting that there's a child in the house. Why do I have to be reminded?? Way to go child's mother! Get that kid out of there - he probably shouldn't be hanging around with guys who fuck mini ponies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2007-03-19 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Awwww, but picture the look on the teacher's face when a field trip took them for pony rides and the brain-scarred little kidling told him/her. "That's not how "Daddy Darkhorse" did it!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-19 04:39 am UTC (link)
	"Daddy Darkhorse" sounds like the name for some ethnic SM porn star o_o ... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2007-03-19 04:42 am UTC (link)
	True, true.. possibly something involving ponygirls. Which at least involve humans. But I figgered the kid wouldn't be calling him "Daddy Ponyfucker" till he was older. blinks Gods, now I'm flashing back to the election arc of Transmetropolitan. "It was just the one, pretty lady." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

barankhy
2007-03-19 04:46 am UTC (link)

Are ponygirls superior, inferior or equal to catgirls (in regard to factors like "annoyance" and "deserves to be spayed and neutered") ?

At the latest when the kid starts their own cult as Mother Moonshine - "All hail Daddy Ponyfucker, Creator God".

And now I am glad that I read so few comics. Because I wouldn't want any of this make me flash back to anything I enjoy o_o

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	makeshyft 2007-03-19 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Ya know what, buddy.. I've been in the BDSM lifestyle for a few years now, and even -I- can't make that call. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponygirl Read and digest.. knowing it's still more normal than this wanker. Heh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-19 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Heehee... I think I'd be so unsuitable for just about any roleplay. But, pretend-riding? I'd break out into gigglefits and just alarm my cats. But I'd play a pony for a boyfriend anyday, if the alternative was... ponyfucker -_- (Reply to this)(Parent)

	julesnoctambule 2007-03-19 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	From the 1970s, of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	judyhazeleyes 2007-03-20 01:18 am UTC (link)
	cries a little I hate this wank so, so much. And yet I can't look away! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	researchgrrrl 2007-03-19 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Wait. I thought her child was actually another horse. (And I fucking hate the whole WORLD for even having read enough of the first round to have a vague recollection of this.) Can someone spare me the agony of verifying this bit? Or possibly just kill me? I'm good either way. Truly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-03-19 05:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure there's a human child in the house, which is hers, and depending on which account of his you're reading at the time, the horse is either hers or their neighbors'. And it was a rescued animal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kittenmommy 2007-03-19 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	And it was a rescued animal. Obviously in need of rescue again to get away from that sick fuck. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	keri 2007-03-19 05:53 am UTC (link)
	No, the human child is hers, from a previous relationship. The horse is pregnant, though, and for some reason our wanker believes that it will be his foal-child. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	demonbean 2007-03-19 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	She's cheating! Oh, that makes me happy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-03-19 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Wait wait wait. He threw her out? Which means that she might conceivably go back to him? DD: That was the sound of my glorious fanfare collapsing into ruin. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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