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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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[info]faultypremise
2007-03-19 03:22 am UTC (link)
D: D: D: D:

*edit* ok the filly in racing stripes. my mare would kill me for saying this but I want her to have my foals.. damn she is hot.

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[info]grrliz
2007-03-19 03:23 am UTC (link)
..................................... foals?

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[info]sisterelwood
2007-03-19 03:26 am UTC (link)
......

WHAT?!

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[info]demonbean
2007-03-19 03:29 am UTC (link)
I actually thought for a minute that I was going to
a) cry; or
b) throw up

Now I'm trying not to think about it ...

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-03-19 03:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stickykeys633, 2007-03-19 04:44 am UTC

[info]lurker32
2007-03-19 03:32 am UTC (link)
DO NOT WAAAAAANT.

This icon has never been so handy.

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[info]spawn_of_kong
2007-03-19 03:34 am UTC (link)
...

Foals.

...

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-03-19 04:52 am UTC (link)
You know, I really hate that icon, but this time? It's the only one that properly expresses the D:.

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(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2007-03-19 06:42 pm UTC

[info]innsmouth_eyes
2007-03-19 03:44 am UTC (link)
Here's how we know he's no longer a functional human being and all that nonsense about him having a job and friends is just that.

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D:
[info]cookie_love
2007-03-19 03:55 am UTC (link)
It's bad enough the human girlfriend was sent packing despite his blatant unfaithfulness...he's already possibly (please dear God let this only be possibly) gotten the pony pregnant and he's already looking to knock up other horses.

....He's like the K-Fed of beastiality. O_o

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Re: D: - [info]stickykeys633, 2007-03-19 04:45 am UTC
Re: D: - [info]greenling, 2007-03-19 05:40 am UTC
Re: D: - [info]stickykeys633, 2007-03-19 05:46 am UTC
Re: D: - [info]greenling, 2007-03-19 05:40 pm UTC
Re: D: - [info]stickykeys633, 2007-03-19 05:49 pm UTC
Re: D: - [info]greenling, 2007-03-19 11:51 pm UTC
Re: D: - [info]stickykeys633, 2007-03-20 01:22 am UTC
Re: D: - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-03-19 05:12 am UTC
Re: D: - [info]cookie_love, 2007-03-19 10:20 am UTC
Re: D: - [info]lyppy, 2007-03-19 03:37 pm UTC
Re: D: - [info]kermit_the_sock, 2007-03-19 04:08 pm UTC
Re: D: - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-03-19 04:11 pm UTC
Re: D: - [info]explosivefun, 2007-03-21 07:21 am UTC
Re: D: - [info]threegoldfish, 2007-03-19 04:09 pm UTC
Re: D: - [info]narcissam, 2007-03-20 06:04 pm UTC
Re: D: - [info]taktuk, 2007-03-20 09:41 pm UTC
Re: D: - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-21 09:22 pm UTC
Re: D: - [info]taktuk, 2007-03-21 11:12 pm UTC
Disclaimer: I haven't seen Racing Stripes.
iwanttobeasleep
2007-03-19 04:07 am UTC (link)
Oh god that movie must be like porn to him. Bad DVR! BAD!

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Re: Disclaimer: I haven't seen Racing Stripes. - [info]cookie_love, 2007-03-19 04:10 am UTC
Re: Disclaimer: I haven't seen Racing Stripes. - [info]makeshyft, 2007-03-19 04:18 am UTC
Re: Disclaimer: I haven't seen Racing Stripes. - pastri_archy, 2007-03-19 07:34 pm UTC
Re: Disclaimer: I haven't seen Racing Stripes. - [info]singe, 2007-03-20 11:56 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2007-03-19 05:03 am UTC (link)
::bursts into tears::

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-03-19 05:47 am UTC (link)
I think at this point the only thing I can do is sob quietly in despair. D:

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2007-03-19 05:47 am UTC (link)
I hate humanity.

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[info]doomsday
2007-03-19 06:30 am UTC (link)
I love that he puts so many human emotions on the pony all the time. The mare should kill him, I agree, for the benefit of all mankind, but I really don't think she can grasp the concept of romantic jealousy, movies, or even English. I mean, WHAT?

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2007-03-19 08:10 am UTC (link)
Okay, so not only is he a horsefucker, but he's a pedophile horsefucker? Like...is there even a word for that?!!!!!!

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No, but there is a phrase. - [info]nebbieq, 2007-03-19 08:22 am UTC
Re: No, but there is a phrase. - [info]arabel, 2007-03-20 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-03-19 12:11 pm UTC

[info]t_boy
2007-03-19 08:23 am UTC (link)
GIP!

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[info]waterfront
2007-03-19 01:20 pm UTC (link)
...oh man, I'm sorry, my brain just threw out the last five seconds of memory. What were you saying?

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[info]southerngaelic
2007-03-19 04:21 pm UTC (link)
WAUGH. DDDDDDDDDDD:

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(no subject) - [info]itsirtou, 2007-03-19 05:26 pm UTC

[info]tez
2007-03-19 04:37 pm UTC (link)
...no...no...OH GOD NO MY BRAIN DO NOT WAAAAAANT.

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[info]plazmah
2007-03-19 04:46 pm UTC (link)
I am laughing my ass off here. It helps numb the pain.

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[info]lottelita
2007-03-19 05:07 pm UTC (link)
I thought his mare was okay with him having other lovers? She told him so, you know.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-19 05:23 pm UTC

[info]caito
2007-03-19 09:15 pm UTC (link)
I just spent five whole minutes gibbering senselessly.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-03-19 11:04 pm UTC (link)
.....



*CRIES*

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-19 11:13 pm UTC (link)
I think my icon says it all. *rubs face in hands*

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[info]fionnabhair
2007-03-20 09:33 pm UTC (link)
I'll just be whimpering quietly under my desk.

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