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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00
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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)

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[info]tangentialone
2007-03-19 03:24 am UTC (link)
...And shouldn't his nickname be "Ponyfucker" now, not "Horsefucker"?

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[info]onaga
2007-03-19 03:34 am UTC (link)
True, but typing out Ponyfucker made me physically cringe and want to throw up, so I chose the less specific nickname.

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[info]chaos_theory
2007-03-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
But "Ponyfucker" is more fun to say. It's so totally vile that it just has an extraspecial ring.

Or maybe that's just me.

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verthandi
2007-03-19 03:53 am UTC (link)
Your icon made me laugh out loud.

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[info]chaos_theory
2007-03-19 04:09 am UTC (link)
Thanks! Eddie Izzard makes everything better.

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[info]tangentialone
2007-03-19 10:59 am UTC (link)
That is a very good point. :O

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[info]queencallipygos
2007-03-19 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear God, now I have a "South Park" filk in my head:

"Shut yer fuckin' face, ponyfucker,
You're a horsey-fuckin' freak, ponyfucker..."

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2007-03-20 01:20 am UTC (link)
Bahaha, that was my first thought too. Maybe it's less brain-breaky if we put it to music!


... nope, nope, that's not going to work.

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[info]the_clichemoth
2007-03-20 09:34 am UTC (link)
But isn't the animal he's fucking a miniature horse and not a pony? They are two different things.

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[info]singe
2007-03-21 12:06 am UTC (link)
He said it was a breed of Shetland pony or had some Shetland in her mix. This makes me especially sad as I had one as a kid.

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