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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00
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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-03-19 03:27 am UTC (link)
And if you insist on loving vagina,yur lot better off if it isnt attached to a human ;)

*gag*

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[info]grrliz
2007-03-19 03:30 am UTC (link)
Someone needs to tell him that if he wants a vagina not attached to a human, one of those sex toys that attempts to recreate a vagina is a far better option than a horse.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-03-19 03:33 am UTC (link)
Yeah, these people are basically the best argument ever for the Fleshlight.

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[info]onaga
2007-03-19 03:33 am UTC (link)
Behold, the Fleshlight!

Or, as [info]vigilanterodent said when we were discussing this earlier, a watermelon.

OR ANYTHING NOT CONNECTED TO A LIVING BEING!

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[info]barankhy
2007-03-19 03:39 am UTC (link)
DOES THE WATERMELON NOT CRY LOUD ENOUGH WHEN YOU FUCK IT?

Won't somebody think of the watermelons, plzkthxbai ;-; !?

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[info]sisterelwood
2007-03-19 03:40 am UTC (link)
I'm glad I don't like watermelons because after reading this... I would be unable to eat it any more.

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-03-19 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-03-19 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 04:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-03-19 04:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-19 11:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-03-20 12:03 am UTC

[info]gunshou
2007-03-19 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Ok, so personal story time:

I just took a major martial arts test yesterday where I had to slice through a watermelon with my sword. So your comment is all levels of wrong for me, in a post full of wrong, in a wank of such wrongness the world has spun backwards for a moment.

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[info]funwithrage
2007-03-20 01:34 pm UTC (link)
I want to take this martial art. Right now.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-19 11:17 pm UTC (link)
I've always wondered why Captain Hotpants Hornblower is saying FHQWHGADS in your icon. It's so random and brilliant!

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[info]perletwo
2007-03-19 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Ooh! I know this one!

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-20 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]perletwo, 2007-03-20 12:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clichemoth, 2007-03-20 09:35 am UTC

[info]ichigatsu
2007-03-19 03:46 am UTC (link)
.:WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH:.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-03-19 04:00 am UTC (link)
I attached my vagina to the frig. Ran out of magnets.

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[info]scarah2
2007-03-19 04:51 am UTC (link)
There's a EATIN UR FOODZ joke somewhere here.

(And I'm disturbed by the fact that I no longer remember why I made this icon.)

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-03-19 07:52 am UTC (link)
I can only assume because you're some sort of filthy deviant.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-03-19 10:10 am UTC (link)
Oh wow. That. Wow. Misogynists, too?

It's like a cesspit populated solely by humanity's dregs!

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[info]plazmah
2007-03-19 04:48 pm UTC (link)
IAWTC!

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I dunno, I kinda see their point.
[info]lottelita
2007-03-19 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Why marry someone with the ability to articulate her complex thoughts and feelings, when instead you can roll your dick in oats and call it a marriage!

Now that I think about it, lemme call my dog in from the yard and break out the peanut butter.

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Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point.
[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)
I've always hoped some idiot would try that with cats.

They wouldn't have a vulva left afterwards!

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Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-03-20 12:05 am UTC
Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. - [info]cookie_love, 2007-03-20 01:53 pm UTC
Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-20 01:54 pm UTC
Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. - [info]cookie_love, 2007-03-20 04:23 pm UTC
Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. - [info]singe, 2007-03-21 12:14 am UTC
Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-21 12:31 am UTC
Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-21 09:25 pm UTC
Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-21 11:11 pm UTC

[info]solar_type_star
2007-03-19 02:01 pm UTC (link)
This is why I haven't made myself lunch yet.

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-19 05:57 pm UTC (link)
So. . .they're promoting same-sex paedo-pony-fucking?
Not to mention abuse of the English language.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-19 11:21 pm UTC (link)
*marks creep under 'First against the wall when the revolution comes'*

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[info]fionnabhair
2007-03-20 09:50 pm UTC (link)
A history of the internet just fell through a time-vortex-thingy and hit me on the head, and guess what... He was first against the wall when the revolution came.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-20 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Really? FanTAStic!

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(no subject) - [info]fionnabhair, 2007-03-21 03:27 am UTC

[info]judyhazeleyes
2007-03-20 01:22 am UTC (link)
NO NO NO NO I DID NOT JUST READ THAT.

It's a joke. Very cleverly disguised as scary idiocy. Many layers of irony to peel away.

... right?

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[info]oxydosic
2007-03-20 02:40 am UTC (link)
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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