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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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Someone had to sing it...
[info]spawn_of_kong
2007-03-19 03:30 am UTC (link)
This is the wank that never ends
Yes it goes on and on, my friends
Some people started wanking it, not knowing what it was
And now they'll keep on wanking it forever, just because

C'mon, kids; you know the words!

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Re: Someone had to sing it...
[info]maureenlycaon
2007-03-19 04:17 pm UTC (link)
He's like a friggin' soap opera, isn't he?

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Re: Someone had to sing it...
[info]perletwo
2007-03-20 12:01 am UTC (link)
I sincerely hope there's soap somewhere in this story. Purell. Lysol. Simple Green. Preferably in the form of a Silkwood shower. *has a full-body shudder*

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