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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00
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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)

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[info]ilpalazzo
2007-03-19 03:32 am UTC (link)
HUZZAH FOR HORSEFUCKER EX-GIRLFRIEND! I want that woman's address so I can send her a congratulatory boquet.

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2007-03-19 03:46 am UTC (link)
I think the time for congratulations is past. Now is the time for nodding sagely and saying "Well, at least she's not going to get a horse std now."

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[info]catslash
2007-03-19 04:51 am UTC (link)
"Well done on coming to your senses! Sincerely, the entire Internet."

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2007-03-19 05:49 am UTC (link)
But didn't he break it off with her?

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[info]ilpalazzo
2007-03-19 05:58 am UTC (link)
I can hardly bring myself to care who split up with who. She's not with Not A Carrot anymore, and that's a beautiful beautiful thing.

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[info]jetwolf
2007-03-19 07:15 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm sort of having the same reaction to the YAYZ for her. It's not like she suddenly woke up and realized that everything in her life was seriously wrong to a degree of magnitudes. From what I read, she wanted to be poly too and he said "WTF get out". Not really a moment of enlightenment for her in my book.

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[info]luthe
2007-03-19 07:21 am UTC (link)
Be careful the horses don't eat it.

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[info]lindentreeisle
2007-03-19 05:58 pm UTC (link)
I just hope the next step is psychological counseling.

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[info]caoilainn
2007-03-19 09:59 pm UTC (link)
I hope so, too. I also doubt that she will get it. I do still hope. Sheesh.

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[info]singe
2007-03-21 12:17 am UTC (link)
I hope the next step is she reports him to the farm owner and the ASPCA out of sheer spite.

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