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Nomes (onaga) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00

Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to

cookie_love for the links!)

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	onaga 2007-03-19 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Behold, the Fleshlight! Or, as vigilanterodent said when we were discussing this earlier, a watermelon. OR ANYTHING NOT CONNECTED TO A LIVING BEING! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-19 03:39 am UTC (link)
	DOES THE WATERMELON NOT CRY LOUD ENOUGH WHEN YOU FUCK IT? Won't somebody think of the watermelons, plzkthxbai ;-; !? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sisterelwood 2007-03-19 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad I don't like watermelons because after reading this... I would be unable to eat it any more. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-19 03:54 am UTC (link)
	If you don't love watermelons, somebode else WILL ~_~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sisterelwood 2007-03-19 04:10 am UTC (link)
	It's fruity sex. Yeah... I got nothing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2007-03-19 04:21 am UTC (link)
	But it's not a legal joining, casue they "can't-alope"! HA! And that's it for me too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-19 04:36 am UTC (link)
	cracks up WIN! Orange ya glad... yeah, I know. That one's old. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2007-03-19 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Hey, it may be old, but at least your using the ol' melon. And THAT one might be just as old. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-19 04:43 am UTC (link)
	My brain hurts. If it were Christmas, the intoxication'd already come egg-noggin'plzdonthurtme. In other news, my people calls your melons both "pear"s and "turnip"s.[/random] (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2007-03-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	OMG PUNTASTIC! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ecchaniz0r 2007-03-20 12:03 am UTC (link)
	GENIUS! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gunshou 2007-03-19 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Ok, so personal story time: I just took a major martial arts test yesterday where I had to slice through a watermelon with my sword. So your comment is all levels of wrong for me, in a post full of wrong, in a wank of such wrongness the world has spun backwards for a moment. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	funwithrage 2007-03-20 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	I want to take this martial art. Right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2007-03-19 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	I've always wondered why Captain ~~Hotpants~~ Hornblower is saying FHQWHGADS in your icon. It's so random and brilliant! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	perletwo 2007-03-19 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh! I know this one! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-03-20 12:25 am UTC (link)
	No no, I get that it's Strong-bad. Funnily enough, I'm actually having a Teen Girl Squad quote-fest in another thread somewhere in wankadom. It's just - WHY Hornblower?! LOL! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	perletwo 2007-03-20 12:42 am UTC (link)
	It's gotta be That Face. I don't think I've ever seen an expression so well suited to fhqwhgads. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_clichemoth 2007-03-20 09:35 am UTC (link)
	Also, doesn't "fhqwhgads" mean something in Welsh? :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

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