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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00
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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)

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[info]miraba
2007-03-19 03:39 am UTC (link)
My brain tried to make me feel better by translating the post as the news that his horse had run off. Dammit.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-03-19 03:40 am UTC (link)
I kinda wish the girlfriend had run off and taken the pony with her.

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[info]jat_sapphire
2007-03-19 09:57 pm UTC (link)
Why NOT?

Since it seems to be her pony to begin with. I don't really want to read enough of his journal to get this straight, but the waffling about whose farm and whose horse is so confusing.

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[info]grrliz
2007-03-19 03:41 am UTC (link)
That was actually how I first read it, too.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-03-19 04:56 am UTC (link)
If she did, he'd just run after her and catch her with a rope and drag her back to the stable, claiming all the while that she only got lost and was confused, and really wanted to come back, and he was so worried that now he just has to fuck her in order to reassure himself that she still loves him!

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[info]ladycat
2007-03-19 03:41 pm UTC (link)
...

I don't think I can read fanfic ever again for a little while for at least ten minutes because OH MY GOD.

Donotwantdonotwant.

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[info]doomsday
2007-03-19 06:35 am UTC (link)
The pony should run off with a Clydesdale, because the Clydesdale could kick horsefucker's ass. Literally. Actually, I bet most horses could kick that guy's ass, but a giant one would be funniest.

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[info]luthe
2007-03-19 07:23 am UTC (link)
Even better, the Clydesdale should get revenge for horses everywhere and fuck Ponyfucker.

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[info]amxjm
2007-03-19 07:34 am UTC (link)
I don't like to wish death on anybody (even in extreme cases), but that would still just be so beautifully poetic. Not that I'm wishing for it to happen or anything. Still, so poetic.

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[info]pyrrah
2007-03-19 02:48 pm UTC (link)
This dainty tea sipping, bunny loving read is wishing fervently for the horse to kick the guy's teeth in, repeatedly, instead of his ass. A bonus kick to the nose would be nice, too.

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[info]the_clichemoth
2007-03-20 09:41 am UTC (link)
No, a donkey would be funniest, because donkeys are funny. I want to see this guy cry because his horsechild turned out to be a mule.

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