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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00
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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)

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[info]chaos_theory
2007-03-19 03:40 am UTC (link)
Ponyfucker is my new favorite soap opera. I hope someone gets amnesia next, or maybe Ponyfucker's long lost evil twin will show up and try to steal his woman horsey away from him with a clever plot involving a false mustache, a forged note written in oats, a fake french accent, and a hot air balloon.

Next Time, on Stallioncrest

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[info]theladyfeylene
2007-03-19 04:21 am UTC (link)
This comment is made of win.

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[info]stickykeys633
2007-03-19 04:47 am UTC (link)
Ha! Awesome.

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[info]felinephoenix
2007-03-19 04:50 am UTC (link)
I too must second the winning.

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[info]glossing2
2007-03-19 11:17 am UTC (link)
This comment made me feel a little better about humanity.

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[info]leto
2007-03-19 12:47 pm UTC (link)
Just imagine the fanfic opportunities...

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[info]chaos_theory
2007-03-19 01:38 pm UTC (link)
...Ow.

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[info]sewingmyfish
2007-03-19 03:50 pm UTC (link)
You mean Nieghs of Our Lives right?

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[info]threegoldfish
2007-03-19 04:12 pm UTC (link)
I thought it was As the Mare Turns.

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[info]plazmah
2007-03-19 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Maybe General Horsepital?

/is lame

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[info]caito
2007-03-19 09:33 pm UTC (link)
As the Mare Turns Around and Asks for a Carrot Plz and Gets an OatDick Up Her Hoo-Hah is what I just read.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2007-03-20 01:24 am UTC (link)
*dies just a little bit more*

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[info]cookie_love
2007-03-19 05:50 pm UTC (link)
All My Ponies?

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[info]suziecroft
2007-03-19 07:45 pm UTC (link)
All My Little Ponies

fixed.

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[info]okalintu
2007-03-19 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Somehow, I wouldn't be too surprised if that'd happen...

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[info]plazmah
2007-03-19 04:50 pm UTC (link)
We can only hope. For the amount of brain bleach I've used, I demand entertainment!

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[info]gunshou
2007-03-19 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Square cut that scene out of the US release of FFXII.

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[info]innermuppet
2007-03-19 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Flyby icon love!

You've got to love evil herbivores.

Hmm, maybe I shouldn't say things like that; particularly on this post!

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[info]oxydosic
2007-03-20 02:49 am UTC (link)
I refuse to endorse this program unless there is at least one demonic possession involved.

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[info]chaos_theory
2007-03-20 03:13 am UTC (link)
Only if it is of a specially mod-ed Beastiality My Little Pony

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