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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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[info]dawnswalker
2007-03-19 03:42 am UTC (link)
I am contemplating now how to build a place for her here in the bedroom that is confortable so she can sleep next to me instead of me sleeping with her the few times the weather is nice. The bed dosent appeal to her but she loves nice warm straw.

Noooooooooooooo

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[info]spawn_of_kong
2007-03-19 11:51 am UTC (link)
......What?

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[info]azhidahaki
2007-03-19 03:25 pm UTC (link)
*has no words*

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[info]the_mouse
2007-03-19 05:27 pm UTC (link)
The bed doesn't appeal to her but she loves nice warm straw.

That comment scares me because it seems to be saying that he had to experiment instead of actually sitting there and thinking about it for five seconds.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-19 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Doesn't the farm-owner think anything FUNNY is going on? I mean - seriously! D:

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[info]perletwo
2007-03-20 12:07 am UTC (link)
Can you imagine what he's going to do to the resale value of that house?

Prospective buyer: ...annnnd, what was this - enclosure - used for, exactly?
Real estate agent: ... *head asplodes*

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[info]slumber
2007-03-21 08:36 pm UTC (link)
I copied the EXACT SAME LINES because JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

No. Just. NO.

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