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	dunc 2007-03-19 03:44 am UTC (link)
	I'd be a lot happier for her if she'd left the man when she realized he was FUCKING HIS HORSE. I mean, I still hope he's not literally sticking it to that poor pony, or this has all been for the lulz, but I sadly don't have quite that much faith in humanity. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	iwanttobeasleep 2007-03-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Her next move should be calling the animal protection services. If not because she's a decent human being who is disgusted by his horsefuckery, for revenge. Anything to save the poor horse. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	felinephoenix 2007-03-19 03:50 am UTC (link)
	That would be the closest thing to a happy ending we're going to get with this story. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dunc 2007-03-19 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Imagine the ratings on that episode of Animal Cops. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sisterelwood 2007-03-19 04:12 am UTC (link)
	I nearly spat out the cracker I was eating when I read this. Thank you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	digigirl132 2007-03-19 04:16 am UTC (link)
	I want to see that episode. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2007-03-19 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Please, please, PLEASE let that happen. I'd love to see Lucas and Agent H (Henry, or something) talking to him. I'd send some of my tax return to the specific SPCA that captures and makes him live in prison forever and ever (amen). (Reply to this)(Parent)

	luthe 2007-03-19 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Animal Cops is my fave show ever, so I would so totally watch. And then laugh and scream "IT'S THE PONYFUCKER!" and scare the whole house. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	perletwo 2007-03-20 12:10 am UTC (link)
	It'd be like Animal Cops meets Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Come to think of it, I'd give real money to get Belzer's thoughts on Ponyfucker. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sisterelwood 2007-03-20 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Come to think of it, I'd give real money to get Belzer's thoughts on Ponyfucker. I... I think I love you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	the_clichemoth 2007-03-20 09:43 am UTC (link)
	How has SVU never went there? I mean, come on, paying horse actors has to be cheaper than paying kid actors. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	honorh 2007-03-20 05:16 am UTC (link)
	That would be the show I'm watching right this moment, which makes this comment doubly a WIN! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	keri 2007-03-19 03:51 am UTC (link)
	She did leave, last summer. But then she came back. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dunc 2007-03-19 04:09 am UTC (link)
	But did she leave the first time because of the horse-fucking, or his 'stallion' attitude? I wonder what her kid thinks of all this. If s/he even knows. (It is a real kid, right? Or was her previous SO a goat?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

keri
2007-03-19 04:20 am UTC (link)

If I remember correctly, it was because she's poly and he claims to be poly, but only if he's the one who gets to have multiple ladies waiting on him hand and foot. And she was irritated that he'd go out and fuck the pony and always be too tired to fuck her. So a bit of both?

I believe it's a real child. Grammar school age, maybe? It'd be really difficult for the boy to miss the fact that his mom's boyfriend brings the pony into the house and goes out and sleeps with her. Maybe it's like the whole sheep-fucking thing in the Middle of Nowhere, Montana.

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	kahrohseh 2007-03-19 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm from Middle of Nowhere, Montana. We didn't act like this. Granted, that was pre-internet, so I guess I'll never know for sure. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keri 2007-03-19 05:27 am UTC (link)
	I could have sworn that in one of these horsefucker wanks, there was talk about how on farms in the really rural parts of the Midwest, such as Montana, it's not uncommon for boys/men to fuck sheep or other farm animals. I would be glad to be wrong. So very glad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

doomsday
2007-03-19 06:41 am UTC (link)

Ahem. I had a good friend from rural Montana, and while he was a pretty normal sort of guy, once one of his friends from back home visited, and he was, uh, very rural. He got drunk and asked us if we fucked sheep, then was surprised when we said no. And he was serious.

I have to think there's a reason for this joke's existence: Where does virgin wool come from? The sheep that the shepherd hasn't gotten to yet.

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	missdaisy 2007-03-19 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	And she was irritated that he'd go out and fuck the pony and always be too tired to fuck her. Well, this puts a lot of relationship problems into perspective, doesn't it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-03-19 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	No kidding. Drinking from the carton or leaving the toilet seat up all the time is small potatoes compared to that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	julesnoctambule 2007-03-19 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Irritated. . .not grateful? See icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lottelita 2007-03-20 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Indeed. I feel compelled to call all of my polyamorous lovers and say, "Remember that fight we had? Forget it. Also, thank you for not fucking animals." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	lindentreeisle 2007-03-19 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	And she was irritated that he'd go out and fuck the pony and always be too tired to fuck her. ....See, my brain can handle the existence of horsefuckers. What my brain cannot wrap itself around is- WHY WOULD YOU WANT A DICK STUCK IN YOU THAT HAS BEEN USED TO FUCK PONIES??? headdesk (Reply to this)(Parent)

	caito 2007-03-19 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Sticking it to that poor pony, or sticking it in? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dunc 2007-03-20 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Please don't make me think any harder about that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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