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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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[info]doomsday
2007-03-19 03:45 am UTC (link)
The farm owner is my second father and in many ways the one I never had. The horses are his children.

So now the horse is his sister? He's fucking his sister!

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[info]felinephoenix
2007-03-19 03:47 am UTC (link)
His little sister. She is a pony, after all, don't forget.

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[info]barankhy
2007-03-19 03:50 am UTC (link)
So, juuust to recap - bestiality, midget fucking and mental incest (braincest?) ?

Hmm... so, the next big revelation is that the horse is dead and stuffed?

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[info]felinephoenix
2007-03-19 03:52 am UTC (link)
The sad thing is, I know you're joking, but with this wank you never really know...

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 03:56 am UTC

[info]luthe
2007-03-19 07:26 am UTC (link)
But is it beaded?

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 01:41 pm UTC

[info]the_mouse
2007-03-19 05:35 pm UTC (link)
That would amake it all weirder in a way, because then we'd have astral foals to worry about.

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 05:37 pm UTC

[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-19 06:01 pm UTC (link)
Don't joke. You never know what will happen next!

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-19 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2007-03-19 06:15 pm UTC

[info]ichigatsu
2007-03-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
IT'S INCEST BEASTIALITY?!?

Is this guy's main goal in life to break every brain on the intarwebz?

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[info]capsulekei
2007-03-19 04:34 am UTC (link)
He's close to achieving it if that is indeed his goal...

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[info]april_hurst
2007-03-19 09:42 am UTC (link)
And there was the one combination that I didn't think was possible. Damn. This wank has everything.

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2007-03-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
But he also said the horse was raised by his human female SO, right? So the pony is more like his sister-daughter-wife. Is there anything I've missed? Auntie, perhaps?

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[info]ichigatsu
2007-03-19 03:52 am UTC (link)
He's his own grandpa?

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(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2007-03-19 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dunc, 2007-03-19 04:04 am UTC
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[info]chaos_theory
2007-03-19 04:58 am UTC (link)
Isn't that a Greek tragedy? He's not a freak, he's just trying to live out some of the world's greatest theater. Maybe he'll put his eyes out next, or have to answer a tricky riddle. I mean, he's obviously already been turned into a pig.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-03-19 04:59 am UTC (link)
Wait wait, so he's fucking the horse his SO raised? And his SO doesn't see any problem with that?

JESUS.

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[info]hangingfire
2007-03-19 07:36 am UTC (link)
"She's my daughter! My sister! My daughter! My sister!"

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(no subject) - [info]jetwolf, 2007-03-19 05:24 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2007-03-19 01:56 pm UTC (link)
The more I read, the more this is turning into an interspecies version of the CSI episode "Blood Drops", and I can't help but wish it would end the same way.

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[info]damien
2007-03-19 06:41 am UTC (link)
I am just HOPING the farm owner doesn't know about this.

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[info]bobgenghiskhan
2007-03-22 03:10 am UTC (link)
This is the worst part for me: it kinda sounds like he does.

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[info]jrs1980
2007-03-19 07:40 am UTC (link)
Wow, that is messed up.

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[info]nebbieq
2007-03-19 08:23 am UTC (link)
Don't worry, he's adopted so it's cool.

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[info]vassilissa
2007-03-19 09:34 am UTC (link)
I would be prepared to give him that one, on the grounds that plenty of people consider their in-laws to be like another set of parents.

But usually the children are of the SAME SPECIES.

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[info]bemysty
2007-03-19 09:42 am UTC (link)
See, now I'm picturing the horse whinnying "oniiichaaan".

Someone clearly needs to put me out of my misery, and fast.

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[info]plazmah
2007-03-19 04:56 pm UTC (link)
See, now I'm picturing the horse whinnying "oniiichaaan".

... There is not enough D: in the world to convey the horror of that mental image.

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[info]cinnamonical
2007-03-19 08:59 pm UTC (link)
See, now I'm picturing the horse whinnying "oniiichaaan".

AAAETKJRTAJEJALKDAMMIT. I was going to watch Bomberman Jetters again, but since the main character whines about his "oniiiccchaaaan" nearly every episode...

DAMMIT. MY BRAIN. DDDDD: *goes off to sob for her lost innocence*

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[info]shallow_kid
2007-03-20 12:39 am UTC (link)
Ugh, Shiva on a shrimp boat! I really hope the farm owner doesn't know about this and approve of it. Or else it's one of those farms like that animal fucker freaky ass one in Washington, only this time people go there to molest rescue animals. Faaaaaantastico!

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