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Nomes (onaga) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00

Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to

cookie_love for the links!)

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	innsmouth_eyes 2007-03-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
	But he also said the horse was raised by his human female SO, right? So the pony is more like his sister-daughter-wife. Is there anything I've missed? Auntie, perhaps? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ichigatsu 2007-03-19 03:52 am UTC (link)
	He's his own grandpa? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	innsmouth_eyes 2007-03-19 03:58 am UTC (link)
	I love that song and you've tainted it. Shame on you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dunc 2007-03-19 04:04 am UTC (link)
	On the plus side maybe this means he'll be able to save us when the floating brains come and take over the Earth! ...On the other hand, this wank has made me a lot more inclined to simply let them destroy us. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	plazmah 2007-03-19 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	Comment FTW! "And now I will leave for no raison!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jetwolf 2007-03-19 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	This wank is the GREETEST! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chaos_theory 2007-03-19 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Isn't that a Greek tragedy? He's not a freak, he's just trying to live out some of the world's greatest theater. Maybe he'll put his eyes out next, or have to answer a tricky riddle. I mean, he's obviously already been turned into a pig. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-03-19 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Wait wait, so he's fucking the horse his SO raised? And his SO doesn't see any problem with that? JESUS. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hangingfire 2007-03-19 07:36 am UTC (link)
	"She's my daughter! My sister! My daughter! My sister!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jetwolf 2007-03-19 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Chinatown FTW! We seriously need Jack Nicholson to come slap this guy around. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2007-03-19 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	The more I read, the more this is turning into an interspecies version of the CSI episode "Blood Drops", and I can't help but wish it would end the same way. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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