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Nomes (onaga) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00

Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to

cookie_love for the links!)

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	D: cookie_love 2007-03-19 03:55 am UTC (link)
	It's bad enough the human girlfriend was sent packing despite his blatant unfaithfulness...he's already possibly (please dear God let this only be possibly) gotten the pony pregnant and he's already looking to knock up other horses. ....He's like the K-Fed of beastiality. O_o (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: stickykeys633 2007-03-19 04:45 am UTC (link)
	LOL @ your whole post! You saw the other guy that was quoting Ghetto Boys lyrics? You may not be too far off the mark. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: greenling 2007-03-19 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Templar icon? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: stickykeys633 2007-03-19 05:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm an idiot that can't erase the correct icon. My bad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: greenling 2007-03-19 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Was that a yes? I thought it was kickass if it was the image I thought it was, that's all. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: stickykeys633 2007-03-19 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	It may have been which image do you think it is? I picked it up randomly amongst the intarnets because I thought it was a play on the skinny chick icons like that. Is there backstory? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: greenling 2007-03-19 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. It doesn't seem to be; I was thinking of this thing, from Templar, Arizona (shiny webcomic). (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: stickykeys633 2007-03-20 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Aww, I don't think it is, but that's still pretty awesome, thanks for the links now. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: D: chaos_theory 2007-03-19 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Humans and ponies can't, you know, interbreed. Reproductive isolation is, thankfully in this case, one charateristic of species. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: cookie_love 2007-03-19 10:20 am UTC (link)
	is very thankful (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: D: lyppy 2007-03-19 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it's just so hard to apply the morphological species concept in this case... Oh, wait. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: D: kermit_the_sock 2007-03-19 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	Not even if they really, truly love each other? ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: chaos_theory 2007-03-19 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	When a man and a horse love each other very much he covers his hoohaa in oats... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: explosivefun 2007-03-21 07:21 am UTC (link)
	...This is just going nowhere good. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: D: threegoldfish 2007-03-19 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Careful, you're getting some earth logic on his crazy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: D: narcissam 2007-03-20 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Horsefucker's friend says he's working on getting more furries into genetic engineering to change that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: taktuk 2007-03-20 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Paging Dr. Kurt Langston... Paging Dr. Kurt Langston... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: hallidae 2007-03-21 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Paging Dr. Moreau... Paging Dr. Moreau... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: D: taktuk 2007-03-21 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Eventually, they'd need to page Doc Savage to defeat the resulting creatures. Dr. Strange and Dr. Fate could also help, if needed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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