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Nomes (onaga) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00

Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to

cookie_love for the links!)

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	vigilanterodent 2007-03-19 03:59 am UTC (link)
	She's a really little pony. I kind of fear that God is dead. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verthandi 2007-03-19 04:33 am UTC (link)
	In my Christianity class next week, we'll be discussing Nietszche. I am going to use this wank as proof that he is correct and that God is indeed dead. Okay, no, not really, because I don't think I have the intestinal fortitude to explain everything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	innsmouth_eyes 2007-03-19 04:36 am UTC (link)
	You know somebody's going to ask you how you found out about the horsefucker. Saying "I frequent fandom_wank" isn't going to be quite sufficient for most people who aren't familiar with the wonderful world of internet mockery. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	princessdot 2007-03-19 05:24 am UTC (link)
	My answer to most of this? "You know how I had to take all those Animal Science classes? yea well I was doing a paper on reproductive physiology in horses and well, Google went boom." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_mouse 2007-03-19 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	HEE! That is one of the best excuses ever, and the last five words need to appear on an icon somewhere. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	GIP eilisliana 2007-03-19 09:56 pm UTC (link)
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	Re: GIP the_mouse 2007-03-20 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Sweet! I take it you made it? If so, it's very lovely! steals like a stealing thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: GIP eilisliana 2007-03-20 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I made it and yes, it is gankable. =) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: GIP princessdot 2007-03-20 06:23 am UTC (link)
	~snort~ Gorgeous! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	judyhazeleyes 2007-03-20 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Bahahaha, this one's been through my entire apartment. Luckily, my roomies' brains broke at "the dude's married to a horse", so they weren't able to question the source. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	innsmouth_eyes 2007-03-19 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Or rather otf_wank, but who cares. It's a man fucking a horse. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	melisus 2007-03-19 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	I find that really ironic considering Nietzsche went insane over a horse. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-03-19 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Wasn't he already losing it before the horse incident? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	melisus 2007-03-19 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Probably. But you could always say the horse incident was the icing on the cake since he then went into a coma he never woke up from. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-03-19 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Aha. 'Cause I was pretty sure he was already well on his way to ::twirls finger next to head:: and that was just the last straw before he got committed by his sister. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eljuno 2007-03-20 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	I ended up saying 'His wife? A horse.' In design class yesterday and had to try to explain. It didn't work. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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