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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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[info]makeshyft
2007-03-19 04:17 am UTC (link)
Awwww, but picture the look on the teacher's face when a field trip took them for pony rides and the brain-scarred little kidling told him/her.

"That's not how "Daddy Darkhorse" did it!"

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[info]barankhy
2007-03-19 04:39 am UTC (link)
"Daddy Darkhorse" sounds like the name for some ethnic SM porn star o_o ...

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[info]makeshyft
2007-03-19 04:42 am UTC (link)
True, true.. possibly something involving ponygirls. Which at least involve humans.

But I figgered the kid wouldn't be calling him "Daddy Ponyfucker" till he was older.

*blinks*

Gods, now I'm flashing back to the election arc of Transmetropolitan.

"It was just the one, pretty lady."

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[info]barankhy
2007-03-19 04:46 am UTC (link)
Are ponygirls superior, inferior or equal to catgirls (in regard to factors like "annoyance" and "deserves to be spayed and neutered") ?

At the latest when the kid starts their own cult as Mother Moonshine - "All hail Daddy Ponyfucker, Creator God".

And now I am glad that I read so few comics. Because I wouldn't want any of this make me flash back to anything I enjoy o_o

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[info]makeshyft
2007-03-19 04:53 am UTC (link)
Ya know what, buddy.. I've been in the BDSM lifestyle for a few years now, and even -I- can't make that call.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponygirl

Read and digest.. knowing it's still more normal than this wanker. Heh.

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[info]barankhy
2007-03-19 01:35 pm UTC (link)
Heehee... I think I'd be so unsuitable for just about any roleplay. But, pretend-riding? I'd break out into gigglefits and just alarm my cats.

But I'd play a pony for a boyfriend anyday, if the alternative was... ponyfucker -_-

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-19 05:47 pm UTC (link)
From the 1970s, of course.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2007-03-20 01:18 am UTC (link)
*cries a little*

I hate this wank so, so much. And yet I can't look away!

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