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keri
2007-03-19 04:20 am UTC (link)

If I remember correctly, it was because she's poly and he claims to be poly, but only if he's the one who gets to have multiple ladies waiting on him hand and foot. And she was irritated that he'd go out and fuck the pony and always be too tired to fuck her. So a bit of both?

I believe it's a real child. Grammar school age, maybe? It'd be really difficult for the boy to miss the fact that his mom's boyfriend brings the pony into the house and goes out and sleeps with her. Maybe it's like the whole sheep-fucking thing in the Middle of Nowhere, Montana.

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	kahrohseh 2007-03-19 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm from Middle of Nowhere, Montana. We didn't act like this. Granted, that was pre-internet, so I guess I'll never know for sure. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keri 2007-03-19 05:27 am UTC (link)
	I could have sworn that in one of these horsefucker wanks, there was talk about how on farms in the really rural parts of the Midwest, such as Montana, it's not uncommon for boys/men to fuck sheep or other farm animals. I would be glad to be wrong. So very glad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

doomsday
2007-03-19 06:41 am UTC (link)

Ahem. I had a good friend from rural Montana, and while he was a pretty normal sort of guy, once one of his friends from back home visited, and he was, uh, very rural. He got drunk and asked us if we fucked sheep, then was surprised when we said no. And he was serious.

I have to think there's a reason for this joke's existence: Where does virgin wool come from? The sheep that the shepherd hasn't gotten to yet.

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	semirecluse 2007-03-19 08:30 am UTC (link)
	You're right, unfortunately, it's not uncommon. Especially for sex-starved teenage boys out in the utmost boonies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kahrohseh 2007-03-19 10:59 am UTC (link)
	fidget PROTEST! --realises friend's childhood nickname "Donkey Lips" now suddenly makes a hell of a lot more sense cry (Reply to this)(Parent)

exdee
2007-03-19 02:45 pm UTC (link)

I think it was Sarah Kendall* that said, "The Americans think the West Virginians are shagging the sheep, the English think the Welsh are shagging the sheep, the Welsh think the Australians are shagging the sheep, and the Australians think the New Zealanders are shagging the sheep. Personally, I think it's the sheep who are the sluts."

*as near as trying to find that special I saw on TV can tell me

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	wankaholic 2007-03-20 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Bestiality is legal in Utah. When they tried to outlaw it, there was an uproar from the Southern Utah legislature--something about how we didn't know what it was like down there in Southern Utah. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fionnabhair 2007-03-20 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	My right hand had to restrain my left hand from ripping out my own eyes after reading that. Reason number fifty-four not to go to Utah. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	missdaisy 2007-03-19 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	And she was irritated that he'd go out and fuck the pony and always be too tired to fuck her. Well, this puts a lot of relationship problems into perspective, doesn't it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-03-19 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	No kidding. Drinking from the carton or leaving the toilet seat up all the time is small potatoes compared to that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	julesnoctambule 2007-03-19 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Irritated. . .not grateful? See icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lottelita 2007-03-20 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Indeed. I feel compelled to call all of my polyamorous lovers and say, "Remember that fight we had? Forget it. Also, thank you for not fucking animals." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	priestesspadfoo 2007-03-20 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. You win. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lindentreeisle 2007-03-19 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	And she was irritated that he'd go out and fuck the pony and always be too tired to fuck her. ....See, my brain can handle the existence of horsefuckers. What my brain cannot wrap itself around is- WHY WOULD YOU WANT A DICK STUCK IN YOU THAT HAS BEEN USED TO FUCK PONIES??? headdesk (Reply to this)(Parent)

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