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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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[info]makeshyft
2007-03-19 04:21 am UTC (link)
But it's not a legal joining, casue they "can't-alope"!

HA!

And that's it for me too.

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[info]barankhy
2007-03-19 04:36 am UTC (link)
*cracks up* WIN!

Orange ya glad... yeah, I know. That one's old.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-03-19 04:39 am UTC (link)
Hey, it may be old, but at least your using the ol' melon.

And THAT one might be just as old.

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[info]barankhy
2007-03-19 04:43 am UTC (link)
My brain hurts.
If it were Christmas, the intoxication'd already come egg-noggin'plzdonthurtme.

In other news, my people calls your melons both "pear"s and "turnip"s.[/random]

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)
OMG PUNTASTIC!

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-03-20 12:03 am UTC (link)
GENIUS!

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