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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00
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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2007-03-19 04:36 am UTC (link)
You know somebody's going to ask you how you found out about the horsefucker. Saying "I frequent fandom_wank" isn't going to be quite sufficient for most people who aren't familiar with the wonderful world of internet mockery.

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[info]princessdot
2007-03-19 05:24 am UTC (link)
My answer to most of this?

"You know how I had to take all those Animal Science classes? yea well I was doing a paper on reproductive physiology in horses and well, Google went boom."

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[info]the_mouse
2007-03-19 05:40 pm UTC (link)
HEE! That is one of the best excuses ever, and the last five words need to appear on an icon somewhere.

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GIP
[info]eilisliana
2007-03-19 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Google Boom!

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Re: GIP
[info]the_mouse
2007-03-20 04:00 am UTC (link)
Sweet! I take it you made it? If so, it's very lovely!

*steals like a stealing thing.*

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Re: GIP
[info]eilisliana
2007-03-20 04:13 am UTC (link)
I made it and yes, it is gankable. =)

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Re: GIP
[info]princessdot
2007-03-20 06:23 am UTC (link)
~snort~

Gorgeous!

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2007-03-20 01:31 am UTC (link)
Bahahaha, this one's been through my entire apartment. Luckily, my roomies' brains broke at "the dude's married to a horse", so they weren't able to question the source.

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