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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-03-19 04:56 am UTC (link)
If she did, he'd just run after her and catch her with a rope and drag her back to the stable, claiming all the while that she only got lost and was confused, and really wanted to come back, and he was so worried that now he just has to fuck her in order to reassure himself that she still loves him!

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[info]ladycat
2007-03-19 03:41 pm UTC (link)
...

I don't think I can read fanfic ever again for a little while for at least ten minutes because OH MY GOD.

Donotwantdonotwant.

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