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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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Re: D:
[info]chaos_theory
2007-03-19 05:12 am UTC (link)
Humans and ponies can't, you know, interbreed. Reproductive isolation is, thankfully in this case, one charateristic of species.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-03-19 10:20 am UTC (link)
*is very thankful*

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[info]lyppy
2007-03-19 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Well, it's just so hard to apply the morphological species concept in this case...

Oh, wait.

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[info]kermit_the_sock
2007-03-19 04:08 pm UTC (link)
Not even if they really, truly love each other? ;)

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[info]chaos_theory
2007-03-19 04:11 pm UTC (link)
When a man and a horse love each other very much he covers his hoohaa in oats...

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[info]explosivefun
2007-03-21 07:21 am UTC (link)
...This is just going nowhere good. D:

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[info]threegoldfish
2007-03-19 04:09 pm UTC (link)
Careful, you're getting some earth logic on his crazy.

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[info]narcissam
2007-03-20 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Horsefucker's friend says he's working on getting more furries into genetic engineering to change that.

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[info]taktuk
2007-03-20 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Paging Dr. Kurt Langston...
Paging Dr. Kurt Langston...

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-21 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Paging Dr. Moreau...

Paging Dr. Moreau...

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[info]taktuk
2007-03-21 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Eventually, they'd need to page Doc Savage to defeat the resulting creatures. Dr. Strange and Dr. Fate could also help, if needed.

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