Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to

cookie_love for the links!)

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	researchgrrrl 2007-03-19 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Wait. I thought her child was actually another horse. (And I fucking hate the whole WORLD for even having read enough of the first round to have a vague recollection of this.) Can someone spare me the agony of verifying this bit? Or possibly just kill me? I'm good either way. Truly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-03-19 05:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure there's a human child in the house, which is hers, and depending on which account of his you're reading at the time, the horse is either hers or their neighbors'. And it was a rescued animal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kittenmommy 2007-03-19 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	And it was a rescued animal. Obviously in need of rescue again to get away from that sick fuck. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	keri 2007-03-19 05:53 am UTC (link)
	No, the human child is hers, from a previous relationship. The horse is pregnant, though, and for some reason our wanker believes that it will be his foal-child. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	demonbean 2007-03-19 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	She's cheating! Oh, that makes me happy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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