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Nomes (onaga) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00

Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to

cookie_love for the links!)

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	ilpalazzo 2007-03-19 06:01 am UTC (link)
	More like at out nation's Boeing, actually. Which is also fucking creepy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilanterodent 2007-03-19 07:24 am UTC (link)
	Well, it's better than people who are mechanical-fetishists, or whatever you call people who like to fuck machines, doing it, but . . . Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	get the brain bleach ready! mydemand 2007-03-19 08:01 am UTC (link)
	If you ever wanted to know how to fuck a car... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: get the brain bleach ready! cookie_love 2007-03-19 11:26 am UTC (link)
	Now that the tailpipe is clean, you are ready to pleasure and be pleasured by the car. But the car is not...it can't...it doesn't.... Nevermind. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: get the brain bleach ready! tofuknight 2007-03-19 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	At least the car doesn't have a brain or feelings... God I hate this wank. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: get the brain bleach ready! izzygal 2007-03-19 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Do not do anything with the tailpipe hot. Wait until the tailpipe has cooled off. You'd think that warning wouldn't be necessary. Then again, you'd think people wouldn't FUCK THEIR CARS! cries (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ari_ 2007-03-19 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	there's also the woman who married the Berlin Wall (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	luthe 2007-03-19 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, but in comparison, she's sane. She never tried to have sex with it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_ 2007-03-19 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	... I was about to make a comment on the logistics of doing that, but then I realized that I can quite easily think of a couple of ways to have sex with a wall. 14 years on the internet does things to you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-03-19 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm, but wouldn't that chafe? Horribly, horribly chafe? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_crawford 2007-03-20 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Maybe she likes it rough. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	joye 2007-03-19 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	It's amazing how far our standards have sunk when marrying a wall seems comparitively sane. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eljuno 2007-03-20 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Not just a wall, a dead wall. Still, there's something touching about that these days, and that makes me wanna go drink. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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