Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to

cookie_love for the links!)

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	doomsday 2007-03-19 06:35 am UTC (link)
	The pony should run off with a Clydesdale, because the Clydesdale could kick horsefucker's ass. Literally. Actually, I bet most horses could kick that guy's ass, but a giant one would be funniest. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	luthe 2007-03-19 07:23 am UTC (link)
	Even better, the Clydesdale should get revenge for horses everywhere and fuck Ponyfucker. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amxjm 2007-03-19 07:34 am UTC (link)
	I don't like to wish death on anybody (even in extreme cases), but that would still just be so beautifully poetic. Not that I'm wishing for it to happen or anything. Still, so poetic. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pyrrah 2007-03-19 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	This dainty tea sipping, bunny loving read is wishing fervently for the horse to kick the guy's teeth in, repeatedly, instead of his ass. A bonus kick to the nose would be nice, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	the_clichemoth 2007-03-20 09:41 am UTC (link)
	No, a donkey would be funniest, because donkeys are funny. I want to see this guy cry because his horsechild turned out to be a mule. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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