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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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[info]doomsday
2007-03-19 06:41 am UTC (link)
Ahem. I had a good friend from rural Montana, and while he was a pretty normal sort of guy, once one of his friends from back home visited, and he was, uh, very rural. He got drunk and asked us if we fucked sheep, then was surprised when we said no. And he was serious.

I have to think there's a reason for this joke's existence: Where does virgin wool come from? The sheep that the shepherd hasn't gotten to yet.

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