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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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[info]missdaisy
2007-03-19 12:49 pm UTC (link)
And she was irritated that he'd go out and fuck the pony and always be too tired to fuck her.

Well, this puts a lot of relationship problems into perspective, doesn't it?

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-19 05:27 pm UTC (link)
No kidding. Drinking from the carton or leaving the toilet seat up all the time is small potatoes compared to that.

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-19 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Irritated. . .not grateful?

See icon.

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[info]lottelita
2007-03-20 04:27 am UTC (link)
Indeed. I feel compelled to call all of my polyamorous lovers and say, "Remember that fight we had? Forget it. Also, thank you for not fucking animals."

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[info]priestesspadfoo
2007-03-20 02:13 pm UTC (link)
Heh. You win.

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