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Nomes (onaga) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00

Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to

cookie_love for the links!)

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	I dunno, I kinda see their point. lottelita 2007-03-19 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Why marry someone with the ability to articulate her complex thoughts and feelings, when instead you can roll your dick in oats and call it a marriage! Now that I think about it, lemme call my dog in from the yard and break out the peanut butter. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. napalmnacey 2007-03-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	I've always hoped some idiot would try that with cats. They wouldn't have a vulva left afterwards! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. ecchaniz0r 2007-03-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
	SCREAM Oh god my brain it hurts and I want to remove my mind's eye with a spoon but I can't stop laughing you are WIN madame/monsieur. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. cookie_love 2007-03-20 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	Do not ask me how I know this but....yes, it's been done. I remember reading about it. The woman ended up seriously mauled downstairs by her overly eager cat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. napalmnacey 2007-03-20 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	I guess the stupid bitch never watched her cat yawn and think, 'Wow, THOSE look sharp!' (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. cookie_love 2007-03-20 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	crosses her legs and refuses to think about it (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. singe 2007-03-21 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Oh, god, ow, no, ow, no, ow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. napalmnacey 2007-03-21 12:31 am UTC (link)
	It's bad enough when my cat licks my nose cause she loves me. Owchies. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. hallidae 2007-03-21 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	... ::curls up in a ball:: Ow, ow, fuckin' ow...just thinking about it is agony. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point. napalmnacey 2007-03-21 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	The brain is not strong with some people, I guess. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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