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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00
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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)

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verthandi
2007-03-19 05:42 pm UTC (link)
Encyclopedia Dramatica gives his alleged name and address (I'd say possible NSFW, but, well, we're all reading this wank anyway). Is this trufax or is EA blowing it out their ass again?

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[info]brown_betty
2007-03-19 06:45 pm UTC (link)
And if they are, this wank is tragic, since Missouri apparently has no laws against bestiality.

Apparently, the laws against it were struck down with the law against gay sex in 1978.

The law against gay sex was later reinstated.

Stay classy, Missouri.

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[info]lottelita
2007-03-20 03:38 am UTC (link)
They should put that on their license plates.

"Missouri: The state where you can fuck an animal, but not a consenting human adult of the same gender!" Show me that show-me pride, baby.

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[info]brown_betty
2007-03-19 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh, wait, my bad. Missouri has apparently amended that.

Interestingly, it would be illegal to fuck a cantaloupe in Missouri, if I'm reading that law correctly.

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-03-19 08:04 pm UTC (link)
So, can we report the bastard?

I don't think a cantaloupe would be classified as a creature.

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[info]brown_betty
2007-03-19 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Well, this is all based on the idea that Encyclopedia Dramatica wouldn't put the wrong guy's name and address down.

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[info]blackflag
2007-03-19 08:12 pm UTC (link)
If it is right, a bit of judicious Googling found him in the phone book.

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[info]eljuno
2007-03-20 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Interestingly, it would be illegal to fuck a cantaloupe in Missouri, if I'm reading that law correctly.

OW MY NOSE.

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ravenousbunny
2007-03-19 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Damn, why does Encyclopedia Dramatica hate me so much? It always tells me it's forbidden.

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verthandi
2007-03-20 02:04 am UTC (link)
It's because you touch yourself at night. :(

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[info]lottelita
2007-03-20 03:39 am UTC (link)
Your browser is trying to protect you. Let it, dear. Let it.

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[info]visp
2007-03-20 01:58 am UTC (link)
I say we send it to whatever the Missori authority for the area is, and let them check it out.

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verthandi
2007-03-20 02:03 am UTC (link)
I'm debating that. It would be based on EA, which is about as scholarly accurate as Wikipedia. On the other hand, it looks like you can submit an anonymous tip via e-mail at the Missouri USHS website. Darkhorse never mentioned where he was from, so unless someone has IP addresses from the poly comm, I don't know for sure.

On the other hand, would it really hurt to say blahblah might be the location of a horse abuse?

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[info]kahrohseh
2007-03-20 02:32 am UTC (link)
I recall something from his FA site that he's fielding requests for some t-shirt printings. Maybe the address was leaked from an email he sent back to someone who wanted to buy a shirt?

I'd agree that we should follow any leads. It's better than waiting for the human ex to come to her senses and do the reporting for us.

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verthandi
2007-03-20 02:59 am UTC (link)
I just submitted a report. Hopefully, they'll take this seriously and not as some internet hoax.

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(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-03-20 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2007-03-20 07:05 pm UTC
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[info]eljuno
2007-03-20 07:05 pm UTC (link)
I disagree. First off, it's taking this into real life, second off, we don't have any proof that this is really him, third off, we DON'T DO THAT.

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[info]keri
2007-03-20 08:53 am UTC (link)
Doesn't he have his own webdomain, and you could do a WHOIS on it to see who owns it and find out if the owner is the same guy (maybe email "hey, are you the darkhorse from that furry site??") and if so, there ya go.

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[info]twoiskewl
2007-03-20 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Yep, a quick lookup of www.horseherd.org gives a whole slew of information, including that very address.

Votes for a mass mailing notification, Y/Y?? ^^

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[info]eljuno
2007-03-20 07:06 pm UTC (link)
I say that we don't.

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[info]feenix
2007-03-20 05:24 am UTC (link)
It can't be real. Isn't he from Oregon?

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[info]ladyvorkosigan
2007-03-20 11:15 am UTC (link)
Jesus, probably. The big wankers always seems to be from my home state.

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[info]narcissam
2007-03-20 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Nah, he says Missourri.

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[info]twoiskewl
2007-03-20 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Looks like it's exactly correct, according to the WHOIS info of his domain "www.horseherd.org."

Christ. I say we all report this guy.

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[info]eljuno
2007-03-20 07:09 pm UTC (link)
I say we all report this guy.

I say that we don't do that kind of thing here.

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[info]eljuno
2007-03-20 07:12 pm UTC (link)
You know what? I'm just gonna freeze this thread all in all. There are very few ways this could keep cool at this point. For the three of you who didn't hear me the first time (repeatedly...) tho, we do NOT take shit offline like that here, and if we DO we sure as Hell don't come back and say that we did.

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