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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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[info]gunshou
2007-03-19 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Ok, so personal story time:

I just took a major martial arts test yesterday where I had to slice through a watermelon with my sword. So your comment is all levels of wrong for me, in a post full of wrong, in a wank of such wrongness the world has spun backwards for a moment.

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[info]funwithrage
2007-03-20 01:34 pm UTC (link)
I want to take this martial art. Right now.

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